Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[mamajoan]

this has got to be my new favorite thread.. oh how I needed this good giggle!!!!

oh and Kurt Russell is going to marry me when Goldie Hawn leaves this earth... he finds me irresistable.. well in my mind he does... LOL

 

[beckmrk04]

Newsmen all seem too clean for me. I like a little dirt. Tatoos don't hurt either. And eyeliner.

I was with you until the eyeliner!

 

[beckmrk04]

this has got to be my new favorite thread.. oh how I needed this good giggle!!!!

oh and Kurt Russell is going to marry me when Goldie Hawn leaves this earth... he finds me irresistable.. well in my mind he does... LOL

Aw, thanks!! Welcome aboard!

And Goldie looks like she'll be gone before Kurt, so you'll get your chance!

 

[Stacerita]

I looked up Bill Hemmer. He's cute. He looks too uptight for me. Most news people do though. Except Matt Lauer is such a cutie. It's hard to take him seriously he is so freakin cute.

Bill Hemmer isn't just cute, hes damn sexy. Part of the senario that goes on in my head is that he isn't all that uptight in real life. He plays the part to appear older and distinguished while on camera. But off camera, hes a bad boy and a total rebel. Tattoos are probably hidden under his suits.

Yep, thats what I think.

 

[Stacerita]

Newsmen all seem too clean for me. I like a little dirt. Tatoos don't hurt either. And eyeliner.

Thats all good. Thats why my second "pass" is Lenny Kravitz. Yum!

 

[ashjohnson80]

I was with you until the eyeliner!

eyeliner is hot!

 

[mamajoan]

ah.. mr. Kravitz... is

FINE!!!

oh and Kurt might have to fight off

Morris Chestnut for me.. whew!

My dh knows when he is away on business that I will be watching

The Best Man.. over and over.. it is with Taye Diggs, Terrance Howard and Morris Chestnut.... oh my... I am all a twitter just thinking about it!

 

[beckmrk04]

Oh, I thought of another one: Pharrell. Mmmmm. He is yummy.

 

[ashjohnson80]

I normally don't think Orlando Bloom is that great, but I just found a picture of him in eyeliner... Ooohhh... Nice.

 

[Stacerita]

I normally don't think Orlando Bloom is that great, but I just found a picture of him in eyeliner... Ooohhh... Nice.

Hot damn. He looks dirty, in a good way though. The kind of random guy who'd you make out with in a bar in between drags on your cig and body shots.

 

[ashjohnson80]

Hot damn. He looks dirty, in a good way though. The kind of random guy who'd you make out with in a bar in between drags on your cig and body shots.

O.M.G. that is my #1 favorite fantasy. How did you know???

 

[beckmrk04]

Hot damn. He looks dirty, in a good way though. The kind of random guy who'd you make out with in a bar in between drags on your cig and body shots.

That was like, the PERFECT explanation Stacerita.

And ok, the eyeliner does look hot- but I just can't see this in a real-life sort of way. Like, if my husband ever came out of the bathroom and said, "Ok, I'm ready to go" and had eyeliner on, I would die laughing!

 

[beckmrk04]

Orlando Bloom is another one... He's very much my type. Tall, kinda skinny, dark hair. Love it.

 

[ashjohnson80]

That was like, the PERFECT explanation Stacerita.

And ok, the eyeliner does look hot- but I just can't see this in a real-life sort of way. Like, if my husband ever came out of the bathroom and said, "Ok, I'm ready to go" and had eyeliner on, I would die laughing!

I've persuded mine to wear it out in public a couple of times. i also talked him into a mohawk for the weekend once. that was awesome.

 

[Stacerita]

And ok, the eyeliner does look hot- but I just can't see this in a real-life sort of way. Like, if my husband ever came out of the bathroom and said, "Ok, I'm ready to go" and had eyeliner on, I would die laughing!

Let the eyeliner slide if thats what he wants to wear out. Now, if he has your undies on or is wearing your shoes, then its time to talk. But whats a little eyeliner.

 

[beckmrk04]

Ok, my husband would NEVER attempt to wear eyeliner.

Even if he did, I would laugh. But, I wouldn't make him wash it off. Maybe it's just funny to me because he really never would attempt this...

 

[ashjohnson80]

i kind of have to pin mine down and put it on him. but i say, i wear things you think are sexy, you should do the same to me.... or else.

i'm a very evil person.

 

[beckmrk04]

That is too funny.

My husband really wants to look more like Rivers from Weezer- he digs the black frame glasses artsy look.

 

[beckmrk04]

Well, kids, alas- it's my bedtime. See you tomorrow, where we'll have more off-topic topics to discuss!

Goodnight!

 

[ashjohnson80]

After we saw =w= in concert, dh started saying he wished he looked like Rivers. But he's so far from that it's not even funny. He's like 6'1 blonde hair, fair skin, and sounds like Bo or Luke Duke....