An Indian chief named Chief Bowels is being asked to move off a reservation, but refuses. One day he walks into the nearby town and goes into the army hospital, mistaking it for the army headquarters. He goes up to a nurse and says "Bowels no move." So the nurse says, "Here, take this for 2 days, then come back and see me."
So the Indian chief comes back after 2 days and says, "Bowels no move." The nurse says, looking a little disgruntled, "Here, take this for 4 days and come back to see me."
So the Indian chief comes back after 4 days, and before he could say anything, the nurse says, "Let me guess. Bowels no move." The chief says, "No, Bowels move. Teepee full of crap."
So the Indian chief comes back after 2 days and says, "Bowels no move." The nurse says, looking a little disgruntled, "Here, take this for 4 days and come back to see me."
So the Indian chief comes back after 4 days, and before he could say anything, the nurse says, "Let me guess. Bowels no move." The chief says, "No, Bowels move. Teepee full of crap."
