In the year 2110...predictions for Disney World

[Wall-E1]

With all the looking back on this past year, and reminiscing about years' past, I thought this would be a good time to look forward 100 years to the year 2110. Here are my predictions on what will be that year, in relation to Disney World.

In the year 2110...

1. Disney World will be celebrating the opening of their 16th theme park in Florida. They did acquire more land in the middle of the century when their toy soldiers from the evening parade executed a successful coup in Orlando and took control of the entire city.

2. Walt Disney himself will dedicate this new park. With advancements in technology and animatronics, imagineers were successful in reanimating Walt's head.

3. With the gay rights battle won, Mickey Mouse will finally come out of the closet and tell Minnie Mouse that he only wishes for them to be friends. This will confirm her past suspicions - his high voice, the aerobicizing videos he made, etc.

4. Guests' Magic Your Way cards will now have an implanted security device that gently sends a high voltage of electricity shooting through their bodies, should they accidentally try to leave Disney property during their vacation.

5. ECV's will be armed with lasers to take out stragglers that are in their way(for an additional fee). They will also be allowed to use this weapon in defense against guests that feel that they are using ECV's simply because they are fat or lazy.

6. Guests will be armed with laser shields to protect themselves from overly aggressive ECV drivers(for an additional fee).

7. Refillable Mugs will be equipped to release a poisonous substance into the beverage if it is being used at any time other than the current vacation when it was purchased. This poison will kill the guest upon contact.

8. Pool hopping will be a non issue, as water has become the new gold. It is so scarce that wars have erupted the world over for this precious resource. As a result, pools have been filled in and are now desert habitats.

9. "Naked" X-Ray scanning machines with hard drives for memory will be installed at all gates, to the delight of Facebook and You Tube users the world over.

10. Disney buses will have received no enhancements over the past century, resulting in guests still being packed into them like sardines and being subjected to unwanted groping by dirty Swedish men.

 

[DancingBear]

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive

 

[M&N]

Dumbo will really fly...

 

[dnoyes]

and there will still be fridge swaps to save ten bucks.

 

[crz4mm2]

LOVE it.

 

[Ppufi]

....Thank goodness I won't be around to see it. xD

 

[Wall-E1]

11. In a cost saving measure, Disney will take a literal stance on their "all you can eat" character meals. They will provide one dinner roll, one drumstick and a side of macaroni & cheese. And that will be "all you can eat".

12. To prevent theft, hotel room shampoo bottles and soaps will have an exploding blue dye packet attached that is triggered to explode if taken off of Disney property.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Disney will open a theme park near every major city, and you won't be considered a Dis'er until you have visited each and every one!

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

and there will still be fridge swaps to save ten bucks.

 

[kydisneyfans]

You're all wrong.

All of Florida will be underwater from the rapidly melting icepack in the arctic. It gets so hot in 20 years that even Blizzard Beach melts and floods the entire Disney complex.

If the above fails to occur, then a 1 day admission ticket to get in will be around $1,000, and parking will be $300 a day.

 

[DancingBear]

Disney will open a theme park near every major city, and you won't be considered a Dis'er until you have visited each and every one!

Wrong! There will only be a RUMOR (spread by drivers on the still-overcrowded busses) that Disney is opening a theme park near every major city.

Oh, wait, that one may already have come true.

 

[GeorgeG]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I plan on being around to see all this take place, thanks to all the bionic body parts I will have acquired.

 

[Wall-E1]

13. Citizens of the independent country of Texas will bear arms and forcibly take over the World Showcase country of Germany, believing that it is the actual country of Germany. They will stage this coup believing that by doing so they will be able to keep the beer flowing year round, and not just during Oktoberfest.

14. Space Mountain will go down for a six month refurb and once again open back up as the exact same ride that it was before the refurb, giant chocolate cookie and all.