Zurg
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It is my pleasure to present for Fluff Day:
A DIS Con Police Drama Action Shoe errr I mean Show
No flat foot jokes here.. nope not me..
NYJPD Blue
Previously on NYJPD Blue:
JPDowitz, the tough veteran leader of the DIS Squad and a few of his veterans, lead a tour of new DIS Con recruits on a hair raising adventure, some rookies narrowly survived. (Mnbrown was less than NYPDBlue tough on Dinosaur who has that picture Pandy?)
JPDowitz and Sponge Bob take control of a potentially ugly mob that is carousing for trouble in the World Showcase district and turn it into an international festival of appreciation for diverse cultures (particularly the beverage portion of each culture.)
If there is trouble JPDowitz is the man for the job and the Job's man for trouble.
This Week on NYJPD Blue
The gang from the DIS squad is taking a minute to relax after a tough day. The Vets have accepted the rookies and are welcoming them into the ranks with a few after tour beverages.
JPDowitz has been leading this tour of duty with another experienced vet, another tough pro. He affectionately calls her mom and given their new acceptance into the squad the rookies are allowed to call her Jaysmom.
The rookies arent all green anymore the color has returned to their faces after the thrill rides. all but Zurg - he is still a little purple. This new comer had taken to wielding a Rose and Crown yard as his night stick. Well rookies are rookies.
JPDowitz is wearing a flashing Blue NYJPD Blue light on his hat. He is the pinnacle of achievement. The rookies are in awe of his radio technique. No veteran of the force is more on top of his precinct or his squad as JPDowitz when he steps out of the pub for a smoke.
Gentleman that he is, Jay holds the door open for a pair of tired looking elder touristy types entering the bar. We hear the giggles of young girls as JDPowitz steps out but the camera lingers on the pair of old tourist something is amiss.
Jaysmom is talking with the rookies. It is a lot like Saturday night chat; we are in a Disney bar, drinks are flowing, people are babbleing, the only thing missing is Nyquil.
Jaysmom is a classy lady, yeah she can bang heads and run a commando raid on an e-ticket ride with the toughest of them but she always lifts her pinky when she hoists a large mug of Iron City beer too. Iron Lady.
The old tourists move into the squads bar space. Something is clearly wrong but it is too late as the older female swings a crushing blow with an empty mug down on Jaysmons extended pinky.
The tourist strip down to green spandex ninja suits and it is clear the old these old looking couples are really an assassination team sent by the evil space kitty Simba to disrupt the command and control of the good DIS con folk. No doubt they have been flowing and waiting to catch the squad without its leader.
The assassins mistake was in thinking JPDowitz was the only seasoned veteran on the squad. He had to learn it somewhere. Leaping into the air with the speed of a Jackie Chan action figure that had a few too may cups of Starbucks, Jaysmom executes a perfect mid air kung fu split and knocks out the two men of the assassination team.
Zurg, glances wistful at his yard full of Guinness, before cracking it over the head of the female perp who started the action by assaulting Jaysmom. Dark black beer flies all over the pub as the blow lands as the other rookies subdue the last of the four invaders.
JPDowitz re-enters the bar muttering something about meeting a bunch of cheerleader groupies from the All Star. He stops in his tracks looking at the carnage at his feet.
Jaysmom is back to sipping her Iron City, pinky up, if a little crooked from the blow, she laughs and says, There is never a cop around when you need one.
A DIS Con Police Drama Action Shoe errr I mean Show
No flat foot jokes here.. nope not me..
NYJPD Blue
Previously on NYJPD Blue:
JPDowitz, the tough veteran leader of the DIS Squad and a few of his veterans, lead a tour of new DIS Con recruits on a hair raising adventure, some rookies narrowly survived. (Mnbrown was less than NYPDBlue tough on Dinosaur who has that picture Pandy?)
JPDowitz and Sponge Bob take control of a potentially ugly mob that is carousing for trouble in the World Showcase district and turn it into an international festival of appreciation for diverse cultures (particularly the beverage portion of each culture.)
If there is trouble JPDowitz is the man for the job and the Job's man for trouble.
This Week on NYJPD Blue
The gang from the DIS squad is taking a minute to relax after a tough day. The Vets have accepted the rookies and are welcoming them into the ranks with a few after tour beverages.
JPDowitz has been leading this tour of duty with another experienced vet, another tough pro. He affectionately calls her mom and given their new acceptance into the squad the rookies are allowed to call her Jaysmom.
The rookies arent all green anymore the color has returned to their faces after the thrill rides. all but Zurg - he is still a little purple. This new comer had taken to wielding a Rose and Crown yard as his night stick. Well rookies are rookies.
JPDowitz is wearing a flashing Blue NYJPD Blue light on his hat. He is the pinnacle of achievement. The rookies are in awe of his radio technique. No veteran of the force is more on top of his precinct or his squad as JPDowitz when he steps out of the pub for a smoke.
Gentleman that he is, Jay holds the door open for a pair of tired looking elder touristy types entering the bar. We hear the giggles of young girls as JDPowitz steps out but the camera lingers on the pair of old tourist something is amiss.
Jaysmom is talking with the rookies. It is a lot like Saturday night chat; we are in a Disney bar, drinks are flowing, people are babbleing, the only thing missing is Nyquil.
Jaysmom is a classy lady, yeah she can bang heads and run a commando raid on an e-ticket ride with the toughest of them but she always lifts her pinky when she hoists a large mug of Iron City beer too. Iron Lady.
The old tourists move into the squads bar space. Something is clearly wrong but it is too late as the older female swings a crushing blow with an empty mug down on Jaysmons extended pinky.
The tourist strip down to green spandex ninja suits and it is clear the old these old looking couples are really an assassination team sent by the evil space kitty Simba to disrupt the command and control of the good DIS con folk. No doubt they have been flowing and waiting to catch the squad without its leader.
The assassins mistake was in thinking JPDowitz was the only seasoned veteran on the squad. He had to learn it somewhere. Leaping into the air with the speed of a Jackie Chan action figure that had a few too may cups of Starbucks, Jaysmom executes a perfect mid air kung fu split and knocks out the two men of the assassination team.
Zurg, glances wistful at his yard full of Guinness, before cracking it over the head of the female perp who started the action by assaulting Jaysmom. Dark black beer flies all over the pub as the blow lands as the other rookies subdue the last of the four invaders.
JPDowitz re-enters the bar muttering something about meeting a bunch of cheerleader groupies from the All Star. He stops in his tracks looking at the carnage at his feet.
Jaysmom is back to sipping her Iron City, pinky up, if a little crooked from the blow, she laughs and says, There is never a cop around when you need one.
