Important: NYC area chemical attack information .

[charlie,nj]

I was watching the 10pm Fox local news last night.

I feel it is my duty to pass this critical information onto my fellow NYC area neighbors.

In the event of a chemical attack the Fox news reporter say you should:

“immediately without delay turn off your air conditioner”


Now I don’t know where this jack*** lives but we have had an average temperature of about 20 degrees for the last month or so. It was 14 last night. God bless the news media they will get us through all of this.

 

[gina2000]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Uh, Charlie......WHY do we have to turn off our a/c?

He's probably reporting from Fiji.

 

[Pin Wizard]

Gee, would that have been Rick Sanchez? Not that he's a *****, I don't think so, but he was on our stations here for years before going to Fox! Could be a slip of the tongue.

 

[Pam]

Charlie,
Does this mean that I should take the screens out of my windows as well? I've been wondering how all of that snow gets into my house!

 

[JAP]

Good gravy! FOX bleech

 

[luvwinnie]

that is why I've been so darn cold!

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

I don't have an air conditioner...guess I should just shut my windows!

With all of the little cracks and creaks in my 80+ year old house, I'd still be in deep trouble.

Just going to have to go on living...

 

[CRB#33]

Leave it to FOX!

What a dope!

 

[Beauty]

Charlie!

ROTFLMAO! I love it!! Laughter as always is the best medicine!

 

[Amzey]

ROTFL.. at first I totally took this seriously and thought it said turn ON your air conditioner and started panicking because I didn't have one

 

[WillyJ]

Makes you wonder if these pinheads in the media even read what they are given before looking seriously into the camera and repeating something so asanine. .



Thanks for laugh Charlie!!

 

[Tony-NJ]

this report last night!! I just turned to Chris and said - Oh Boy! Better turn off the AC!!!!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

STOP IT MY SIDES ARE HURTING!!!! whooooo that was funny...

 

[Leota]

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[Patrick IL.]

The world according to FOX LOL! Thanks Charlie

 

[paras4ri]

He's probably related to the guy in CT who covered his entire house with plastic sheeting to protect his family from chemical warfare.......except he used a staple gun to put up the plastic.

If I'm not mistaken staples put holes in things.....so he punched thousands of tiny holes in the plastic.....think it's still air-tight???

 

[Robinrs]

Originally posted by paras4ri
He's probably related to the guy in CT who covered his entire house with plastic sheeting to protect his family from chemical warfare.......except he used a staple gun to put up the plastic.

Fear sure does bring out the intellect in people, doesn't it???

When I first read the title of this post I got nervous, THEN I saw who it was written by...

Charlie never fails to crack me up with his tried and true ability to get a joke across on even the most SAVVY of us!

And not once does he use juvenile humor.... my my, is THAT original? tee hee......