AllyandJack
* Here is where a picture of my girls would be, if
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I've been at work since 6:30. I'm staying until 7pm. I'm getting a little punchy and starting to giggle over everything.
I just read a local newstory about how the phone lines were down. The reporter interviewed a local business. They said "Pap John's Pizza". For some reason, "Pap John's" is making me chuckle. I know it's Papa John's, but it's still funny.
Then, my best friend calls me in a tizzy....she's going crazy. Why, you ask? Nanny 911 has apparently been moved to another time and she NEEDS to know when. She called me at work to ask me to go online and find out what happened to Nanny 911. I made a big production about how I'll go online for her.....you know....because I wasn't online doing THIS all day.
Then, she tells me how she's not sleeping. She's 5 months pregnant. She's very uncomfortable. Yadda yadda.....proceeds to utter these words, "I can't wait until the baby is born so I can sleep again."
This sent me over the edge. I laughed out loud and said, "You think sleeping will get EASIER when the baby is born?" I thought it was funny....her....not so much. She went into a lengthy explanation about how it WILL, in fact, be easier to sleep when the baby is born. Okie Dokie......obviously a sensitive topic.
My back hurts, so I put on this Icy Hot patch and now I smell like Old Lady. I'm walking around thinking, "I stink....everyone can smell this thing.....maybe they won't know it's me....."
Then, I started thinking of that show - Funniest TV Moments or whatever it's called. They had a newscaster who tried to say that some magician was going to "blow himself up in a porta-potty", but forgot the word "up". This is hysterical to me.
I need to go home. Two more hours. I think I'll make it as long as nothing else is funny. Everyone be serious.

I just read a local newstory about how the phone lines were down. The reporter interviewed a local business. They said "Pap John's Pizza". For some reason, "Pap John's" is making me chuckle. I know it's Papa John's, but it's still funny.
Then, my best friend calls me in a tizzy....she's going crazy. Why, you ask? Nanny 911 has apparently been moved to another time and she NEEDS to know when. She called me at work to ask me to go online and find out what happened to Nanny 911. I made a big production about how I'll go online for her.....you know....because I wasn't online doing THIS all day.
Then, she tells me how she's not sleeping. She's 5 months pregnant. She's very uncomfortable. Yadda yadda.....proceeds to utter these words, "I can't wait until the baby is born so I can sleep again."
This sent me over the edge. I laughed out loud and said, "You think sleeping will get EASIER when the baby is born?" I thought it was funny....her....not so much. She went into a lengthy explanation about how it WILL, in fact, be easier to sleep when the baby is born. Okie Dokie......obviously a sensitive topic.
My back hurts, so I put on this Icy Hot patch and now I smell like Old Lady. I'm walking around thinking, "I stink....everyone can smell this thing.....maybe they won't know it's me....."
Then, I started thinking of that show - Funniest TV Moments or whatever it's called. They had a newscaster who tried to say that some magician was going to "blow himself up in a porta-potty", but forgot the word "up". This is hysterical to me.
I need to go home. Two more hours. I think I'll make it as long as nothing else is funny. Everyone be serious.

I am hoping for the best.
Yeah, right! There's no sleep at all once the baby is born! However, if your friend is like me and sleeps only on her stomach, maybe that's what she means. At least the sleep she's able to get will be enjoyable and not like you're sleeping on a bowling ball