I'm suing Disney!! Read this warning!!

[GammaPro]

First, my family and I went to Animal Kingdom. We boarded a safari bus and were promised a 2 week safari. Ten, conveniently, "poachers" ( ) showed up and they cut our trip short.

Shyeah.... right.

If that wasn't bad enough, we ran into Aerosmith at the recording studio. They supposedly called a car for us to meet them at the show. When the car arrived, Steve and the gang were no-shows.

I will be contacting a lawyer and suing for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.35

I am a victim!!

 

[TSR6]

For some crazy reason, I wouldn't be surprised if:

A. You weren't kidding.
B. If it hasnt already been tried
C. If someone isn't sitting here thinking "Hey...good idea."

 

[jamzots]

 

[GammaPro]

For some crazy reason, I wouldn't be surprised if:

C. If someone isn't sitting here thinking "Hey...good idea."

I hope not. Then Disney might sue me.

**Disclamer (just in case): The above was a joke.

 

[In a hurry]

Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[CaipiraBob]

This is going to go about as far as my suit over the "Unusually large, cheerful rodent" problem.

 

[bjkj]

ROTFLOL! Too funny! Thanks!

 

[goofy4tink]

I'm thinking that maybe a 'class-action' suit might be appropriate here. I'm sure that there are many more of us that have been taken advantage of in this same way. And to think that M. Mouse didn't think we would ever get together and compare notes!!!! What was he thinking???

 

[jordancej]

Now thats funny!!! hehe

 

[disneyfreak74]

That is TOOOOOOO funny!!!!!!

 

[krdisneybound]

geez - I took the same safari - wanna start a class action suit. Sure many more will join us. .

 

[dpuck1998]

That funny, I have a long list of "issues" also. First, some smelly bug sprayed me in the face then I almost got hit with a cannon ball.....I could go on and on....

 

[eeyoreiscool]

Shaking my head...

 

[disneyaggie]

And what about that Spalsh Mountain? I have not been on it because I have always believed that it is actually Disney's way of crowd control by trying to drown the riders and using the ride as a cover.

 

[TinkHappy]

I like it!!!

 

[unixadm]

First, my family and I went to Animal Kingdom. We boarded a safari bus and were promised a 2 week safari. Ten, conveniently, "poachers" ( ) showed up and they cut our trip short.

Shyeah.... right.

If that wasn't bad enough, we ran into Aerosmith at the recording studio. They supposedly called a car for us to meet them at the show. When the car arrived, Steve and the gang were no-shows.

I will be contacting a lawyer and suing for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.35

I am a victim!!

Don't forget going up to visit the Hollywood Tower Hotel and having the Elevator nearly kill us.

What about those Pirates that tried to attack when we were on the Caribbean boat?

And the spitting camels when we road the Carpet with Aladdin and that Genie?

Then I went to learn about Energy and nearly got eaten by Dinosaurs!

Wow....This play should be shut down with all those hazards!!!

 

[We-Luv-Disney]

 

[Timmbco]

For some reason we have NEVER, no matter how many shuttles we take, been able to get to ENDOR

 

[Ginamarie]

Great post! I'm an attorney, and get to see the REAL lawsuits for ridiculous reasons like this one. People are seriously insane. I've even done some work for DCL before, and of course it was a silly situation. Surprizingly though, I found out that Disney theme parks and the cruise line have a very low rate of being sued compared to other venues, especially with the amount of volume they get each year. They run a very clean operation!

 

[nezy]

We have been Haunted ever since those ghosts hitch-hiked a ride and followed us home!