TSA is just never the same from one time to the next.
We literally just got home from San Diego, and I started off by sending my brother an email that we were home, and ended up clicking to check the boards.

And TSA out of SAn Diego was perfection. Not sure if they all just had cupcakes in the lounge or something, but they were pleasant, smiling, understandable, and it was a good minute out of my day. Our flight was at 10am and we were nice and early just like we like it, and both DH and I got Precheck. Since DS is 11 he does too, when with adults who have it on their boarding passes. (
https://www.tsa.gov/tsa-precheck/apply : "Family members ages 12 and under traveling with an eligible parent or guardian with a TSA Pre✓® indicator on their boarding pass can participate in expedited screening.")
I went first b/c DS was on my booking, handed over my boarding pass and ID, handed over DS's pass. They asked him how old he was and how he says his name, both answers were given, and off we went. I was holding my big floppy hat and of course they had no bins (because Pre) and on our flight out it nearly got stuck (we didn't have Pre and there were no signs about "you're in the Pre line today!" but we got to act like we had Pre with no bins) and I asked if I could carry it. The guy said no, but I could wear it, and since there was no one but DS and DH behind me, I asked nicely why, and he explained (if I'm carrying it I could be holding something inside my hands and hiding it with the hat...) and I just sent it on through anyway between two bags. Then all the agents on the other side (SAN is a congested security area once you get through the metal detectors) were smiley and happy...and it was just a lovely experience.
For every 4 nonsensical TSA moments at MCO, I guess I get rewarded with something like today!