I'm going to Disney World!

[OrlandoMike]

Now there is a procedure I don't think I want to observe in the salon!

Not that I would know, but its really not that bad from what I hear....

Some Just for Men, smear it all over your chest, wait a few, take a shower, and you are a......

Well not sure what you are, but the grey is gone!


Hmm maybe I need to try this for my one day Disney trip!



Oh by the way, the problems with the flights are solved! We got a GPS from Santa, so we decided to just drive!

 

[wallyb]

Excuse me Mr. Clean - What was that about blondes !?!

FYI-
I think Mr. Clean is sexy.
I have this fantasy where he orders me down
on my hands and knees to scrub the floor
and then...

 

[rpmdfw]

FYI-
I think Mr. Clean is sexy.
I have this fantasy where he orders me down
on my hands and knees to scrub the floor
and then...

. . . scrub the toilets?

 

[OrlandoMike]

. . . scrub the toilets?

Cook dinner?

Dear Lord, at least wash your hands first!

 

[wallyb]

. . . scrub the toilets?

Cook dinner?

Dear Lord, at least wash your hands first!

No
It involves an industrial buffer, maple syrup and curious UPS man.

Boy! You two have no imagination.

 

[OrlandoMike]

No
It involves an industrial buffer, maple syrup and curious UPS man.

Boy! You two have no imagination.

Did you watch Mommie Dearest before going to bed last night?

 

[wallyb]

Did you watch Mommie Dearest before going to bed last night?

Big Daddy Dearest!

 

[jamieandben]

Big Daddy Dearest!

Yes I'm here.

 

[OrlandoMike]

My mind is acting up today!

I'm thinking...

Can you imagine if Joan Crawford had ever walked into Grey Gardens?

"EDIE! Do you call this clean?"

"Joan, I dont know wether you know this, but you're a mean nasty Republican woman, do you know that?"

 

[rpmdfw]

My mind is acting up today!

I'm thinking...

Can you imagine if Joan Crawford had ever walked into Grey Gardens?

"EDIE! Do you call this clean?"

"Joan, I dont know wether you know this, but you're a mean nasty Republican woman, do you know that?"

I'm not sure anyone else got it, but it's funny!

 

[OrlandoMike]

I'm not sure anyone else got it, but it's funny!

We should write a play for the Parliment House, give Wanzie and Doug a run for their money!

You wanna play Edie or Joan?

 

[rpmdfw]

We should write a play for the Parliment House, give Wanzie and Doug a run for their money!

You wanna play Edie or Joan?

Joan. Definitely Joan.

Plus, you're better with the Edie mannerisms.

 

[OrlandoMike]

Joan. Definitely Joan.

Plus, you're better with the Edie mannerisms.

I had my eye set on the part of Big Edie, I can just lay around and eat pate....

 

[rpmdfw]

I had my eye set on the part of Big Edie, I can just lay around and eat pate....

Lazy

 

[OrlandoMike]

Lazy

Hey, at one point in the show I'm gonna have to cook corn for Joan, and probably open a Pepsi!

 

[rpmdfw]

Hey, at one point in the show I'm gonna have to cook corn for Joan, and probably open a Pepsi!

But little Edie has the best costumes! Imagine the fun we could have spoofing "Revolutionary Costume for Today"

 

[OrlandoMike]

Well I gotta admit, I do have the hair to play Edie!

 

[wallyb]

You girls do go on... and on.

 

[rpmdfw]

You girls do go on... and on.

We were giving you time to fantasize about maple syrup and the UPS man.

 

[wallyb]

We were giving you time to fantasize about maple syrup and the UPS man.

And Mr. Clean - don't forget him.