'IGNORAMI' of the world...

[SCHBR'smom]

Babies... I am surrounded by babies...

Morning everyone! I'll go back to ignoring you now....

I'm pretty sure I'm the one surrounded by babies. In fact, I need to go change the 2nd poopy diaper of the morning.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm ignorning poopy diapers. Don't miss that at all.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Did I say 2? Let's make that 3.

 

[wickey's friend]

Did I say 2? Let's make that 3.

Going for a record poopy diaper day?

 

[Dancemom03]

Did I say 2? Let's make that 3.

must be a good day in the neighborhood...

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Going for a record poopy diaper day?

Personally, I'd rather not, but it's not about what I want, now is it?

 

[Pakey]

You know, I'm extremely competitive. Wish I could join in the poopie diaper marathon but I've got nothing to work with.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I could blow all of you out of the water with the poop, but I really don't want to. Remember DH is having surgey on BOTH his hands. Think about using the restroom. I've already informed him that I am NOT wiping his bahookie. He's hoping swiffer comes out with something by Thursday.

 

[Dancemom03]

You know, I'm extremely competitive. Wish I could join in the poopie diaper marathon but I've got nothing to work with.

Might want to see what you can come up with though... there is that lucrative potty candy reward when you produce...

 

[Dancemom03]

I could blow all of you out of the water with the poop, but I really don't want to. Remember DH is having surgey on BOTH his hands. Think about using the restroom. I've already informed him that I am NOT wiping his bahookie. He's hoping swiffer comes out with something by Thursday.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I could blow all of you out of the water with the poop, but I really don't want to. Remember DH is having surgey on BOTH his hands. Think about using the restroom. I've already informed him that I am NOT wiping his bahookie. He's hoping swiffer comes out with something by Thursday.

Swiffer, on a short stick.

I do believe DH's surgery calls for an enema, followed by a liquid diet until his hands heal. At least, that's what I'd do.

 

[Pakey]

Yup, my husband would be *%^# out of luck too.

Kerrie, I'm sure the pot stirrer would be glad to offer some sort of assistance. You will have to keep us updated on the comings and goings here.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Yup, my husband would be *%^# out of luck too.

Kerrie, I'm sure the pot stirrer would be glad to offer some sort of assistance. You will have to keep us updated on the comings and goings here.

Kerrie, please feel free to NOT include me in the "comings and goings". Sounds like everyone in your house is having a "goings" issue at the moment.

 

[wickey's friend]

I could blow all of you out of the water with the poop, but I really don't want to. Remember DH is having surgey on BOTH his hands. Think about using the restroom. I've already informed him that I am NOT wiping his bahookie. He's hoping swiffer comes out with something by Thursday.

Now THAT would be love!

Might want to see what you can come up with though... there is that lucrative potty candy reward when you produce...

Swiffer, on a short stick.

Kerrie, please feel free to NOT include me in the "comings and goings". Sounds like everyone in your house is having a "goings" issue at the moment.

Oh, no. I want to hear all about it! It might be better than what's on TV.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

i could blow all of you out of the water with the poop, but i really don't want to. Remember dh is having surgey on both his hands. Think about using the restroom. I've already informed him that i am not wiping his bahookie. He's hoping swiffer comes out with something by thursday.

does he have a power drill?

Just go to the store and get a car buffing pad for a drill...


Problem solved.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

does he have a power drill?

Just go to the store and get a car buffing pad for a drill...


Problem solved.

Of course a man would think of a fix for this problem that involved power tools.

 

[scotlass]

does he have a power drill?

Just go to the store and get a car buffing pad for a drill...


Problem solved.

Bahookie Buffin.....sounds like fun....and illegal.

Im actually quite nervous postin about bahookies,dont want to offend anyone !!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

If you are going to stick your hand in a jar of peanut butter, I recommend taking your rings off FIRST.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Bahookie Buffin.....sounds like fun....and illegal.

Im actually quite nervous postin about bahookies,dont want to offend anyone !!

I'm offended that you think I would be offended. Now I must ignore you.

 

[Pakey]

If you are going to stick your hand in a jar of peanut butter, I recommend taking your rings off FIRST.

This, combined with the earlier conversation, is just too much to take in one day.