I would like to be an Internal Auditor reporting directly to George Kalogridis, President of the Walt Disney World Resort. I would get my instructions directly from him and report back directly. When not on an assignment I would wander through the Parks and Resorts as a Guest, talking to Cast and Guests and making suggestions to George to improve both the Guest experience and the Cast Member's positions.
One time in a previous auditor position I had occasion to talk to a high level executive where I worked. He had seen, in a report that I had written, indication that a procedure he had set up hindered proper work. He told me that I was the first person in several years who had said something like that; people who worked for him tended to "protect" him from such comments and he thanked me for letting him know he was not perfect.
But since I can't get such a job (especially part time) I will just keep doing tickets and Guest Services at Typhoon Lagoon.