If Monty Dog ruled the world (inspired by Uncle Kyle)

[EsmeraldaX]

* Snausages for breakfast, lunch and dinner

*Every car ride would involve seeing at least 6 big trucks

*Lots of ice cubes to play with in every water bowl

*Never ending supply of tennis balls

*Leash? What leash?

*No furniture would ever be off limits

*Oscilating fans, animatronic holiday decorations and spray bottles would be outlawed!

*All other dogs would view Monty Dog as a Great Dane instead of a terrier

*Neverending fields would exist where digging holes would not result in being told NO!

*No! What does that mean!

*Sleeping in the people bed would be an every night thing. In fact, the people can sleep on the floor!

*All cute looks with big eyes and raised paws would result in the immediate giving of table scraps

*ripping the feathers out of down pillows and blankets would not be a crime

*Three words - Milkbone Vending Machines. There would be one on every corner!

*All signs reading No Dogs Allowed would be immediately taken down and burned.

*Fuzzy Slippers for everyone!!!!

"I am King Monty , and I approved this message!"

 

[Pooh67_68]

LOL that is great, yeah for King Monty Dog.

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

King Monty's got my vote!!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Monty has just added another rule...

No one would ever mind having a Monty Dog jump in their lap and lick them on the nose while they were sitting at their desk typing on their computer...

 

[luvmydogs]

Psssssst...Hey Monty...I've got one spicy little Chihuahua here who'd love to be your Queen! (Sorry, she'll be producing no heirs, though!)

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by luvmydogs
Psssssst...Hey Monty...I've got one spicy little Chihuahua here who'd love to be your Queen! (Sorry, she'll be producing no heirs, though!)

Lol! Neither will Monty

But they can be friends. Although Monty's "girlfriend" Zoe, a 3 month old yellow lab , might get jealous. I keep telling Monty that when Zoe outweighs him by about 60 lbs in a few months, he'll need to find a smaller girlfriend!

Monty & Zoe, July 4th Cookout 2004; Monty 14 months; Zoe 3 months

(Zoe is not ours! She is a part of one of my BFs brother's friends families But she and Monty played for hours!)

 

[grinningghost]

Heck with Bush and Kerry, I'm voting for Monty Dog.

 

[cvemom]

VOTE MONTY DOG ! ! !



HE"S # 1

 

[luvmydogs]

Originally posted by EsmeraldaX
...But they can be friends....

"...But I like you as a friend..."

Oh, Esmeralda! If I only had a nickel for every time I heard those words in my lifetime!

 

[FroggyinArk]

pssssttt ya left out that all humans would be required to wear cute denim hats with montys picture