I'd like to offer a drink...

[The Mayor]

Happy Saturday!!

So now all drinks come with food

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Is Scottish supposed to impress me ...the only true pubs are Irish pubs

You're a pub snob.

So now all drinks come with food

Are you complaining?? Did you get your dang beer or not??

 

[The Mayor]

You're a pub snob.



Are you complaining?? Did you get your dang beer or not??

Yes I am


Food kills the buzz

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Yes I am


Food kills the buzz

No, your nagging kills the buss.

 

[eddad]

My leg hurts. Can I have a big drink?
Jenny says Hi

 

[The Mayor]

No, your nagging kills the buss.

Would that be a trolley buss

 

[SwedishMeatball]

My leg hurts. Can I have a big drink?
Jenny says Hi

Bottoms up!!

Hi back to Jenny. I hope you two are both doing well.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Would that be a trolley buss

I know this is going to come as a big shock, but you're going to have to explain that one.

 

[The Mayor]

My leg hurts. Can I have a big drink?
Jenny says Hi

Drink this first...

Chase it with this...

and pass this to Jenny

 

[The Mayor]

I know this is going to come as a big shock, but you're going to have to explain that one.

It's BUZZ...not BUSS ...how's that bacon coming

 

[SwedishMeatball]

It's BUZZ...not BUSS ...how's that bacon coming

I am mortified.

It's in the oven while the taters cook.

 

[The Mayor]

I am mortified.

It's in the oven while the taters cook.

How were them damn taters in bacon grease

 

[SwedishMeatball]

How were them damn taters in bacon grease

I wouldn't know. There are leftovers for in the morning.

 

[The Mayor]

I wouldn't know. There are leftovers for in the morning.

What a woosy ...get a man to cook for you and you shun the food

 

[SwedishMeatball]

What a woosy ...get a man to cook for you and you shun the food

Yeah, I'm a such a brat. You might want to keep that in mind.

 

[The Mayor]

Yeah, I'm a such a brat. You might want to keep that in mind.

Like that's a news flash

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Like that's a news flash

Watch it, chief.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I don't even own a shovel.

 

[The Mayor]

I don't even own a shovel.

I see this joint is open tonight...just a couple of Guinness tonight...don't want to be out on my John Deere all liquored up ...5" and counting....and it's snowing harder now ...anyone that wants a white Christmas can shove Bing Crosby where the sun don't shine

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I see this joint is open tonight...just a couple of Guinness tonight...don't want to be out on my John Deere all liquored up ...5" and counting....and it's snowing harder now ...anyone that wants a white Christmas can shove Bing Crosby where the sun don't shine

You are such a Grinch. Besides, he wouldn't fit.