I'd like to offer a drink...

[SwedishMeatball]

Hey, it's Margarita Monday!!

 

[The Mayor]

I just came from the gym and could use a cold drink...where's our bartender

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I just came from the gym and could use a cold drink...where's our bartender

I had a wicked craving for milk and ended up drinking 3 glasses with dinner. I proceeded to the couch and fell asleep watching 2 1/2 Men. How was your kielbasa and beans??

 

[The Mayor]

I had a wicked craving for milk and ended up drinking 3 glasses with dinner. I proceeded to the couch and fell asleep watching 2 1/2 Men. How was your kielbasa and beans??

That was at 9:00...the evening drink is usually served around 5:00ish ...and what's your excuse tonight

 

[SwedishMeatball]

That was at 9:00...the evening drink is usually served around 5:00ish ...and what's your excuse tonight

No it wasn't. Dinner was at 6:30. From 7-8 is Two and a Half Men reruns. I'm watching right now. I was busy before that. I was busy earlier. Besides, I think you should serve me tonight.

 

[The Mayor]

No it wasn't. Dinner was at 6:30. From 7-8 is Two and a Half Men reruns. I'm watching right now. I was busy before that. I was busy earlier. Besides, I think you should serve me tonight.

Did you even read the part of my post that states drinks are served around 5:00ish ...you know what excuses are like

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Did you even read the part of my post that states drinks are served around 5:00ish ...you know what excuses are like

Did you even read the part about me being busy earlier?? Now where is my drink??

 

[The Mayor]

Did you even read the part about me being busy earlier?? Now where is my drink??

Here, throw back a few of these...a proper Martini

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Here, throw back a few of these...a proper Martini

Thank you, but please remove the eyeball.

 

[ImMarcik]

I really need a drink, shocking i know. My dd's bff's Mom and I figured out driver's ed today. Our babies will be driving.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I really need a drink, shocking i know. My dd's bff's Mom and I figured out driver's ed today. Our babies will be driving.

Oh man, those were scary days.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I need a pink drink or three.

 

[The Mayor]

I really need a drink, shocking i know. My dd's bff's Mom and I figured out driver's ed today. Our babies will be driving.

One of the hardest things I ever did in my life was watch both my kids pull out of the driveway alone the first time.

 

[The Mayor]

I need a pink drink or three.

What a surprise...a drink with strawberry's

 

[L107ANGEL]

One of the hardest things I ever did in my life was watch both my kids pull out of the driveway alone the first time.

Word!!!

 

[The Mayor]

YO Bartender...it's the weekend...weekends are for beer...Hooray Beer...where's my damn beer

 

[jordansmomma]

I had a wicked craving for milk and ended up drinking 3 glasses with dinner. I proceeded to the couch and fell asleep watching 2 1/2 Men. How was your kielbasa and beans??

I love 2 1/2 Men!!

Thank you, but please remove the eyeball.

Ditto...

One of the hardest things I ever did in my life was watch both my kids pull out of the driveway alone the first time.

I am so glad I have a few years before that!

YO Bartender...it's the weekend...weekends are for beer...Hooray Beer...where's my damn beer

Please something tasty!!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Cold beer for The Mayor.

Pretty drinks for Deb and the rest of us.

 

[The Mayor]

Cold beer for The Mayor.

Dang woman...I wanted to drink not shave

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Hey Scruffy, enjoy your beer.