I take it you saw my post about my Psycho CoIrker. The one who...
Comes in late every day because she has to drive her 17-year-old son to school (heaven forbid he might have to ride the bus!)
Spends 2 hours making coffee and going around chit-chatting.
Takes a 20-minute smoke break every hour.
Demands that the window behind me be opened when it's 40 degrees outside and the AC be turned on because "it's 65 degrees inside - it's like a sauna in here!"
But doesn't like said AC blowing in her face, so she turns the vents so it blows directly into MY face.
Plays her IPOD at top volume.
Sings along out loud with said IPOD.
Smacks the boss. And anyone else that says something that she doesn't like.
Leaves at least 15 minutes early to go pick up son.
Complains that she's swamped with work (after only being at her desk for 4.5 out of 9.5 hours a day).
When work bins are full, sits at her desk playing on masslive.com and making photo collages of her son.
Moves work into other people's work bins so it looks like she has nothing to do, so she can play on masslive.com and make photo collages of her son.
Calls son and DH/life partner (I'm not sure if they're married) at least 2x per day each and yells at them for some minor infraction.
In the parking lot, will motion to you to go ahead and walk to your car, but floors the accelerator of her car when you start walking, misses you by an inch or so, and laughs.
Rats on you to the boss that YOU'RE the one doing all of the above (I don't even have kids!)
