You know those days when nothing good is happening on VMK? You just log off and come back tomorrow. If VMK was your job, you couldn't log off for another 8 hours!
If you were a HOST_, you'd have to run frustrating games for complainers, line-cutters, scammers, innocent little kids who do all of the above accidentally and normal players alike!
If you were a VMK_, you'd be constantly called to investigate reports, then have to read through dictionary-dancing transcripts to figure out if somebody did or didn't call another player a "but".
You'd have players constantly asking if you are "taken". You are over 18, likely much older, but the little kids will keep asking anyway.
Assuming you're in California, you'd probably either start work at 7am or not be done until 10pm. Other time zones are not any better.
Then, no matter what your time zone, you would have to attend meetings outside of your VMK hours, where your boss would say "XYZ event has been delayed while we're fixing a glitch so you'll have to spend half of tomorrow explaining why."
And you know what? After all of that, I probably haven't even touched on the REAL worst problem the staff is having!
Thanks but no thanks!

Steve
P.S. Wow, I feel better about
my job, now!
