I want to be a cool kid!!!

[HaleyB]

I think the whole key to the look is the top hat.

JMHO

Also I think this look may be up and comeing too:

 

[arkansas mom]

The handlebar mustache is also going to be important for the season, but whatever you do, DO NOT combine the monocle with the handlebar mustache or you'll NEVER be a cool kid. (Unless your name is Tah-rah, in which case you're automatically cool )

I was just reading in Vogue the other day about a new procedure where you can have handle bar mustache implants. And you are right, LiteBrite, the last paragraph mentioned the fact that one un-named hollywood celebrity tried to have the handlebar implant while wearing the monacle. Let's just say she's now ostracized and will likely be relegated to doing infomercials and Miss Teen USA pageants.

 

[hiwaygal]

I was just reading in Vogue the other day about a new procedure where you can have handle bar mustache implants. And you are right, LiteBrite, the last paragraph mentioned the fact that one un-named hollywood celebrity tried to have the handlebar implant while wearing the monacle. Let's just say she's now ostracized and will likely be relegated to doing infomercials and Miss Teen USA pageants.

I heard she was taking Dionne Warwicks place as the spokesperson for the Psychic Friends Network...




that's a career killer if I ever heard one....

 

[GoofyDad869]

I concur. There's been many a time I've driven past an ER and seen the carnage caused by a monocle stuck in a handlebar mustache. And usually these same clowns are trying to divert attention from their face with some lame dance like the mashed potato.

Uncool.

One thing that you may have forgotten - sideburns have ALWAYS been cool.
Smoking was cool, but now it's not.
Parachute pants were cool on March 12, 1983 from 1:30-3:45 pm. Now they're not, but in a retro way.
Same thing for Members Only jackets.

Does anyone know if sequined thongs are cool. I mean, I know they are when worn by women...

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I think that you are way cool!!!

 

[hiwaygal]

Does anyone know if sequined thongs are cool. I mean, I know they are when worn by women...

ouch...those even SOUND uncomfortable!

I would think they are in the same class as SPEEDOs...never cool!

 

[GoofyDad869]

ouch...those even SOUND uncomfortable!

I would think they are in the same class as SPEEDOs...never cool!

Explain to me the popularity of "Baywatch" then.

Oh yeah, there were babes on that show.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

One thing that you may have forgotten - sideburns have ALWAYS been cool.
Smoking was cool, but now it's not.
Parachute pants were cool on March 12, 1983 from 1:30-3:45 pm. Now they're not, but in a retro way.
Same thing for Members Only jackets.

Does anyone know if sequined thongs are cool. I mean, I know they are when worn by women...

It's a little late in the day to come waltzing in here trying to hijack this thread.

 

[GoofyDad869]

It's a little late in the day to come waltzing in here trying to hijack this thread.

Hmmmmph.

(walks away sulking)

That's what all the cool kids did...

 

[hiwaygal]

Explain to me the popularity of "Baywatch" then.

Oh yeah, there were babes on that show.

There were speedos on Baywatch?

no wonder I never watched that show!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hmmmmph.

(walks away sulking)

That's what all the cool kids did...

I didn't say you had to leave...maybe just get a new clock or something.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hmmmmph.

(walks away sulking)

That's what all the cool kids did...

Aww, come here GD

 

[GoofyDad869]

So the big question of the day for all the cool kids:

Brats or hotdogs?

We did hotdogs & chili last night. We may do burgers tonight.

I didn't say you had to leave...maybe just get a new clock or something.

OK, I'm here to stay.
Admit it. You guys only like to have me around because of my eye-watering halitosis, right?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OK, I'm here to stay.
Admit it. You guys only like to have me around because of my eye-watering halitosis, right?

Well, there's only ten things on the 'How to be cool' list, but if there were a number eleven...

 

[GoofyDad869]

Have to go get a load out of the dryer... Be right back.

All the cool kids are doing it (laundry, that is)... I wouldn't stoop to sexual innuendo.

 

[isyne4u]

oh geez now I'm not cool because I don't have a monocle or a handle bar mustache what am I going to do now????

well, at least i feel somewhat cool to have made it to page 2!!! woohoo!!

tara

ETA...that's what I get for not refreshing from teh last time I was here...we are now at page 3!! woohoo!!

and Goofy4dad...I will be nice and say nothing about your halitosis...I, for one, do not judge!!

oh and skip the brats and the dogs....I'm jonesing for some prime rib!!!

tara

 

[GoofyDad869]

oh geez now I'm not cool because I don't have a monocle or a handle bar mustache what am I going to do now????

well, at least i feel somewhat cool to have made it to page 2!!! woohoo!!

tara

You don't have sideburns either?

Admit it, you have a pair of parachute pants buried somewhere in your closet.

I think you get points just for your name.

Tara = cool
Waldo = geek

it's just the way of the world, you know.

 

[isyne4u]

You don't have sideburns either?

Admit it, you have a pair of parachute pants buried somewhere in your closet.

I think you get points just for your name.

Tara = cool
Waldo = geek

it's just the way of the world, you know.

you've been looking in my closet haven't you...you saw my red and black parachute pants...man I'm sooo not cool now!!

True i don't have sideburns...I shave them more than my legs!! hehehe

I'm glad I get points for having a cool name!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

You don't have sideburns either?

Admit it, you have a pair of parachute pants buried somewhere in your closet.

I think you get points just for your name.

Tara = cool
Waldo = geek

it's just the way of the world, you know.

I still have those pants

 

[GoofyDad869]

I still have those pants

I gave mine away to Goodwill. Yeah, that's the ticket!