I think registries......

[ICF]

A party sounds expensive AND time consuming, plus do I really want all these people in my house using my bathroom??? Instead I think I'll have a virtual party right here on the dis. I'll serve pictures of drinks. That's not rude is it?

If people are suppose to "cover thier plate" for the party, do we just send you virtual $$'s as a gift?!??!

 

[Magic Mom]

If people are suppose to "cover thier plate" for the party, do we just send you virtual $$'s as a gift?!??!

Don't be ridiculous. I expect real gifts and/or gift cards. You are covering what I would have paid for your plate if I were actually feeding you. It's the THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YOU KNOW! And I can assure you I put a lot of thought into what I intended to do IF I was really going to do it.

 

[Magic Mom]

I don't like to dress up. I only wear shorts and a tube top. So I am wearing that to the party. If it is really cold I might throw on a pair of pajama pants just like I do when I go shopping.

But my girls will be beautiful. They will wear their pageant dresses and full make up, extra hair and teeth.

Your children can't come but any pets you have are invited (if they bring a gift.) I hired some vagrants to babysit while you're at the party. Give me your address and they will arrive on time. Thank me for that by wowing me with your present.

BTW, I don't care what you wear since you will be in your own living room.

 

[Magic Mom]

Magic Mom dont forget to register for a trip, everyone loves to contirbute to those

or maybe just set up a Paypal account so we can just send you money since you probably have everything already

A GIFT TRIP for me???????? ooohhhh I've always wanted a gift trip. This is the best 40ish and 1/3 birthday a girl ever had.

 

[Pooh67_68]

I don't like to dress up. I only wear shorts and a tube top. So I am wearing that to the party. If it is really cold I might throw on a pair of pajama pants just like I do when I go shopping.

But my girls will be beautiful. They will wear their pageant dresses and full make up, extra hair and teeth.

and don't forget the fishnet stockings.

 

[dis-happy]

I hope they aren't banned. I plan on registering for my 40ish and 1/3 birthday, and I want to post the link so everyone on the dis can get me something.

And since you're over 40 and have a closet FULL of clothing already you are going to demand (or gently suggest, depending on the viewpoint) that we all send you a package of Depends to get you through the next downtick in the DOW, right?

 

[MiniGirl]

Should we also write our own thank you notes for you and address an envelope to ourselves so you wouldn't have to?

 

[sunnyday123]

Yes, it's a cash bar. I'll link you to my paypal account. But it's OK, I'm serving premium liquor

Will there be food? Because while I haven't been diagnosed by a Dr, I have allergies, and I want to make sure no one eats anything I am, could be, or will be in the future, allergic to.

Also, will there be HFCS in the drinks?

 

[Magic Mom]

Should we also write our own thank you notes for you and address an envelope to ourselves so you wouldn't have to?

I love that idea!

 

[marthachick]

Will there be food? Because while I haven't been diagnosed by a Dr, I have allergies, and I want to make sure no one eats anything I am, could be, or will be in the future, allergic to.

Also, will there be HFCS in the drinks?

No, we'll probably have to bring our own food. Everyone does that for a party right? And I'll bring all my siblings even though they weren't invited.

 

[focusondisney]

Listen, I'm gonna park really far away. Don't any of you park near me.

 

[nmmom95]

Do we have to respond by a certain date? Because, I'm sorry, but I never RSVP.

 

[Magic Mom]

Listen, I'm gonna park really far away. Don't any of you park near me.

If you park near Krogers, will you put my cart back for me?

 

[Magic Mom]

Do we have to respond by a certain date? Because, I'm sorry, but I never RSVP.

I think it's rude to expect me to send out invitations. It IS my day after all.

 

[focusondisney]

If you park near Krogers, will you put my cart back for me?

No Krogers near me. I could go to Walmart, if you want.

 

[Magic Mom]

No Krogers near me. I could go to Walmart, if you want.

OK, I left a cart out there too.

 

[marthachick]

Listen, I'm gonna park really far away. Don't any of you park near me.

If you do, I'll park sideways in 2 spaces so I can block you in.