I think I will...

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

quit my job and become a pirate! Anyone else? Be sure to bring your pirate name so I can build a crew of scurvy dogs!

 

[slk537]

I had to look up my pirate name, but now that I'm forever known as Cap'n Beth Firepants, I'm ready to go!

An odd choice for someone named Jenn, but I'll take it.

What's yours?

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

 

[momrek06]

Ahhh...too funny...

I am REEKING GLYNNIS SPARROW and DH is SCURVY GUMS WADE !!

Hey, wait just one little ole minute here now...me thinks I am related to JACK!!!

SUPER COOL!!!!

 

[Tigger113]

I'm In!

My pirate name is
Hobblin' Bette Blythe

 

[Libby X 3]

My husband will be happy to know I'm Cheatin' Julia Smithe and since I've always wanted to be a Pirate I can now die happy!

 

[ktulu]

arrrrrrrrrr ye serious? ye be landlocked in dallas. me thinks ye be needin to find water. in this heat, we all be needin to find water! davy jones' locker be a fine place to be!

darrrrren

 

[anewvance]

LoL, my new name is Cap'n Jackie Saggingsails and i'll be happy to join your crew!

 

[Daxx]

Red Bess Read signing in for duty, mate! BTW, I do not swab decks, savvy?!

 

[vsimeone]

Me! Me! I wanna be a pirate too! But Bubonic Eve Blythe??? I guess Tigger and I are sisters Does that mean I AM the plague or do I keep the plague away???

Joining the crew if you'll have me!

 

[Tigger113]

Me! Me! I wanna be a pirate too! But Bubonic Eve Blythe??? I guess Tigger and I are sisters Does that mean I AM the plague or do I keep the plague away???

Joining the crew if you'll have me!

I guess we are......I think will turner (orlando bloom) is really our father but never claimed us....what do you think?

 

[DVC Sadie]

Just call me crock pot, one eyed Betty.

 

[DonnaLeah]

Parlez, Parlez!! Cannibal Bessie Backstabber. I be eatin' your gizzards for breakfast...aarg!!!

 

[snowwhitesmom]

EVIL MERMAID MICHELLE at your service!

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Arghhh! Fancypants Ursula Cutty checking in!!! I be bringin' the grog - when we be settin' sail Cap'n?!

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Ahoy, maties! I am Evil Princess of the Reine!

All are welcome in my crew! (But a small token might be in order if ye don't want to be swabbin' the decks. Rum is always a thoughtful gift.)

While I do be landlocked I don't think it will be a problem. We pirates are a crafty lot. We'll set sail after a bit of pillage and plunder. I'll be burning some bridges as well!

All together now, with gusto!!! YO HO YO HO A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!

 

[snowwhitesmom]

YO HO YO HO A PIRATE's LIFE FOR ME!

 

[Micca]

In principle I'm in, but will I get seasick? You can call me Dramamine Davy.

 

[Tigger113]

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME

Arr...

I give ye 5 bottles of rum as a token of gratitude!

 

[Tigger113]

I tried to steal this ship for ye from the british...

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Cannibal Left Eye Lisa ready for duty or at your service or whatever a pirate says. Maybe something starting with arrrrrrrghh ye maties.