I NEVER thought I'd say...

[luvflorida]

"I'm glad it's cloudy."

Of course, I never thought I'd say, "Did you just put a train in your pants?" either, but there you go!

Anything you thought you'd never say?

 

[C.Ann]

I NEVER thought I would say, "I'm thinking about selling my car because I just don't use it enough anymore.."

I've said it numerous times in the past year and a half..

That's the first one that comes to mind..

 

[Robindianne]

I never thought I'd say, to my son, "Well when you're a mom, you can be mean."

 

[Liberty Belle]

"Can you hand me some gloves so I can take this raw meat out of her backpack?"

 

[mytripsandraces]

My friend told me she never thought she'd say "I'm not going to tell you again to stop putting pickles in your ear."

 

[mytripsandraces]

My friend told me she never thought she'd say "I'm not going to tell you again to stop putting pickles in your ear."

Just to be clear, she wasn't saying it to me, but to her then 4-year-old son.

 

[itsheresomewhere]

Underwear is not for storage.

Do not put cookies under the bedsheets for storage.

 

[Liberty Belle]

"I am not a table."

 

[barkley]

stop licking your sister.

 

[princesslibby]

To my boys "No more broccoli until you eat your chicken!"

 

[swanmom]

"Take that Barbie doll shoe out of your butt cheeks right now !" .... I'll let you all guess what the circumstances were.

 

[minniebeth]

"I want to try someplace new for vacation."

 

[Chelley00]

Please do not smell the dog's butt. I understand that dogs do it, but you are not a dog.

 

[Kath2003]

From last night:

"NO NO NO! GET OUT OF THE CHIMNEY!!"

(to my cat).

 

[laughinplace199]

"Put down that book and come play video games." (I said this to bookworm DD one Xmas morning. )

 

[mamamia]

"give your brother his Barbie towel, now!"

I said this to my son (17) in reference to his brother (15) as they were getting out of the pool this past July. My 15 year old does not care what towel he uses, as long as its clean and that is just the one he grabbed that day. Yes, they have a sister! Oh, and it was on my 15 year old's birthday so we had a few relatives over.

 

[Mrs. Darcy]

These are cute and funny.

My husband said "you threw away my fluff". It sounded so odd I cracked up and asked him did you hear what you just said? He's a big, strapping Marine and to hear that come out of his mouth was hilarious.

 

[poohs_hunny]

I'm not a mom yet, but I'm a 3rd grade teacher, so there are plenty of things I've said that I never thought I'd say. One that sticks out from last year: Shortly before Christmas, one of the kids had brought the baby Jesus figurine from a manger into school and had it in his pocket. When I saw he had taken it out, I said, "Put baby Jesus in your backpack." Quickly followed by, "There's something I never thought I'd say!"

 

[SKWDW]

Stop licking your brother!
Stop sticking things up your nose!
The cat does not like to be dressed up as Batman.
Jedi don’t pick their noses.

 

[Disneycrazymom]

Please do not practice head balls in the car!