I need some Disney fun help

[MrsJ Henry]

Hey everyone...
My husband and I are making a top ten list of why Disney is the best vacation... (we are putting it on the back of shirts)
Now... we have come up with many but we are really looking for ones that are a little funny too... What better place to come and look for ideas than Disney loving folks!!!!
So please.... let the ideas flow and share away!!! I can't wait to hear everyone ideas!!

 

[nagirt]

Where else can you travel the world in just a few hours?

 

[midgetpepper]

You get to wear matching shirts with your family and no one looks at you like you're crazy!

 

[I Am Flynn Rider]

1. It's the only place on earth that I would be perfectly content having a picnic in a bathroom... They're just that clean!
2. Where else can grown-ups skip down a street singing Disney songs and nobody minds?
3. I don't have to pull down the safety bar... My host will do that for me...
4. 'Ohana means family, means nobody gets left behind or forgotten...
5. Where else can you get a wake-up call that an alien is loose and it makes you excited for the day?
6. My "mousekeeper" tells me to have a "magical day!"
7. I eat with royalty... And aliens... And animals... 8. Where else can you tell someone that you encountered "Pooh" in your day and they think it's a good thing?
9. I fell screaming into a briar patch... And it made me smile.
10. My welcome home each night is fireworks around a castle and the promise that all my wishes will come true!

 

[rickers353]

1. One man's swampland is another man's castle.

2. EPCOT - Our countries don't require passports.

3. Disney's Monorails travel from 60 to a kid again in just seconds.

4. Caution - We brake for breaks!

5. I have a drug addiction - Drug to MK, Drug to EPCOT, Drug to AK, Drug to HS.....

6. DDP - If it's free, it's for me, (and even when it's not).

7. Mad Tea Party - That's my cup of tea!

8. Haunted Mansion - Just you and 999 of your Ghostest friends!

9. Disney - Even EEYORE and GRUMPY love this place!

10. Rope Drops and Fast Passes - Not reccomended for the faint of heart.

 

[MrsJ Henry]

these are great!! Thanks folks!

 

[lukikam]

We found our laughin' place!

 

[brownhaired_girl]

what a FUN idea!!!