I know you love Disney but...really? ~a dis meet in London 5/15

I believe I managed to sit and wait for about 3.2 minutes,. Before I had to check out the terminal gift shops. I love a gift shop! I spent about 30 minutes walking around before heading to the burger king counter for a Dr. Pepper. Have I mentioned that I love dr. pepper ?

As I’m standing in the short line I notice the guy at the register is having fun with the customers. He’s telling jokes and manages to get the guy in front of me to laugh…..and this dude looks like he hasn’t cracked a smile since the 70’s.

When it’s my turn to order he pointed to his name tag which read George and said…”Actually my name is really Amy”. I just smiled and said “ you do look more like an Amy”. I think I surprised him and was rewarded with at first a surprised look on his face which faded to a gigantic smile and belly laugh. It’s so refreshing to see someone making the most out of their job and going out of their way to brighten someone’s day.

Back in my seat with the dr. pepper and it’s 1 hour till boarding. I’m feeling jittery and I’m not sure if it’s from nerves, excitement or the ridiculous amount of Dr. Pepper I’ve had in the past 24 hours. Speaking of my drink of choice….do they even have it across the pond? Crap…maybe I should have brought a suitcase full. Determined to savor every ounce of the sweet nectar, I relax and start to people watch.

I enjoy small town life…in fact it’s all I’ve ever known, but the one drawback is it lacks in diversity. So, I enjoy being in an area where there’s a broader range. A group of Muslim women walk past and they are all wearing vibrant head scarves. They are very pretty and I think to myself, I could handle wearing one if it was that pretty. Plus…never having a bad hair day?!....they may be on to something.

2 men in black suits , hats and with prayer shawls walk past. They look very sophisticated with the way their suits are cut and they carry themselves with a great amount of confidence . I’ve always felt a little bit of kinship with these 2 religions. They wear outward signs of their spiritual commitments. I also wear religious garments to remind me of my spiritual covenants the main difference being that mine are worn under my clothes and not visible.

An Indian woman in a beautiful sari sits down near me and I can’t keep from looking at her. She is beautiful ! Between the colors of her sari and her gold bangles on each arm she really is quite breathtaking. Again….I look down at my grey track suit and feel a little under dressed. If you took all of the people in the terminal and lined us up from lightest to darkest , we would cover the entire spectrum of skin color….mine being about 2 shades above albino, thanks to my freckles. From some of the news stories around the globe you would think that it’s impossible for this much diversity to exist in one space without their being violence….and yet, here we all sit…..Christian, Jew, Muslim, Hindu….and there is a kind of perfect peace. I love my country!

Snapping out of my “it’s a small world” music video playing in my head I realize that next to me sits a slightly nervous D.Jay. I’ve forgotten that I have had a lot more experience flying than he has. So, to take his mind of the flight, I send him to make one last phone call to the kids before we leave . Once we leave we’ll be communicating with a few text messages and skype. And how amazing is it that we can fly part way around the world and still see our kids?!?
Ok…to be honest…I sent him to make the call because if I do it, it will end with me bawling.

About 30 minutes to boarding and a guy sits down across from us. I have my travel bible a.k.a. Rick Steeves travel guides, on my lap. It has been by my side for about 6 months now and it’s well worn. Bright orange and green post it flags are sticking out like crazy. I’m refreshing myself on how to get from Heathrow to the tube. They guy asks if we’re going to London and if it’s our first time. We spent the last part of our time chatting with him about London. He really seemed to enjoy sharing about the city he loves and I enjoyed his Scottish accent.

It’s time to board and as we get in line a couple of ladies wedge themselves in front of D.Jay. Not really that big of a deal, until one of them lets out a stream of gas that could fuel a hummer for a week. I think he nearly passed out from the smell. The 2 little old ladies seem oblivious to the 100 or so people trying to get on the plane and slowly lead the pack to the plane. Lucky us, we get to follow the little gas factory onto and to the very back of the plane. D.Jay was ready for an oxygen mask by the time it was over. Just our luck…we are in the last row and they are in the row in front of us. LOL! They stand in the aisle for what seems like an eternity before realizing that we needed by and moved so we could pass. If only she’d let us pass earlier and not her gas.

This episode reminds me of a horse ride we took years ago. We took the kids to the coast and decided to ride horses on the beach. What could be more perfect? Well….D.Jay’s horse spent the hour with it’s nose up the tail of a pregnant horse who farted up and down the beach. I guess D.Jay has a special gift for picking the stinkers…..ok, I promise…no more fart jokes…for now.

….up next……what’s on my seat?!?
 
:rotfl2:

Hilarious!!!!!!

Soooo, not sure I can wait to find out.... do they have Dr. Pepper????

Dawn
 
Ethan is sitting next to me, he is the hardest to leave behind. He lays his head on my shoulder and plays with my hand. He woke up that morning with a sore throat and cough which I'm sure he got from me. He isn't feeling well but insisted on making the drive to the airport with us.

My behind and the sheets I was sitting on was covered in dark brown. No...it wasn't poo...but some chocolate eggs. D.jay and I had pelted each other with some and I didn't find them all...which ended in a gooey thick chocolate mess all over.

So cute about Ethan... sometimes those boys can just melt your heart. Just today Dylan came up with a new "face" (he likes to come up with funny facial expressions) and it's sort of a smirk, and then a raised eyebrow on one eye, kind of like that Joey Tribbiani "how you doing" look... and I laughed and told him he should show his teacher his new face... and then the sweetie says to me, "No mom, that face is just for you." Awwwwww.

And ROTFL all over the place about the chocolate "accident"... sooooo funny! And so Cherie :eek:
 
winkers, that is SO funny about you and Dr. Pepper, I hate it and nebo LOVEs it!!!!

I loved your description of the "microcosm: at the airport. it reminded me of my life in chicago before Nebo dragged me out into the netherlands. I realized fro your post how narrow mylife has become.. out here in the edges of the edges of chicago, we have very little diversity.. in my little town whites, and a LOT of hispanic, some blacks.

in chicago, and even on my old college campus, there was everyone and everything. the neighborhood our apt. was in had koreans, jews,blacks, hispanic, serbians, indians, pakistani, arabs, japanese,german,etc etc.

and, amazingly, most of them spoke english!!! as opposed to where I live now, where" cultural diversity " only means you must speak spanish.;) but. I digress..


so funy about being trapped on a plane for that long behind a couple "gassy" ladies!!! hope the"air" clears!!!
 

:rotfl2:

Hilarious!!!!!!

Soooo, not sure I can wait to find out.... do they have Dr. Pepper????

Dawn
you'll have to wait and see..;)

So cute about Ethan... sometimes those boys can just melt your heart. Just today Dylan came up with a new "face" (he likes to come up with funny facial expressions) and it's sort of a smirk, and then a raised eyebrow on one eye, kind of like that Joey Tribbiani "how you doing" look... and I laughed and told him he should show his teacher his new face... and then the sweetie says to me, "No mom, that face is just for you." Awwwwww.

And ROTFL all over the place about the chocolate "accident"... sooooo funny! And so Cherie :eek:
That is so cute about Dylan! What a cutie!

I'm not sure if the chocolate accident being "so me" is a good thing or not..:rotfl:


winkers, that is SO funny about you and Dr. Pepper, I hate it and nebo LOVEs it!!!!

I loved your description of the "microcosm: at the airport. it reminded me of my life in chicago before Nebo dragged me out into the netherlands. I realized fro your post how narrow mylife has become.. out here in the edges of the edges of chicago, we have very little diversity.. in my little town whites, and a LOT of hispanic, some blacks.

in chicago, and even on my old college campus, there was everyone and everything. the neighborhood our apt. was in had koreans, jews,blacks, hispanic, serbians, indians, pakistani, arabs, japanese,german,etc etc.

and, amazingly, most of them spoke english!!! as opposed to where I live now, where" cultural diversity " only means you must speak spanish.;) but. I digress..


so funy about being trapped on a plane for that long behind a couple "gassy" ladies!!! hope the"air" clears!!!

I knew there was something about nebo I loved, besides his ability to hurt himself just by being awake.:rotfl2:

I get the cultural diversity equals speaking spanish.:rolleyes2
 
I love all your descriptions of the people at the airport! It is so fun to people watch! :cool2: Your thoughts about how lucky we are to have the diversity made me think. I think sometimes we take it all for granted. I always travel in a track suit, too. I think about what I've been taught by my image consultant friend, and then I think, "Naw - goin with the comfort!" :rotfl2:

Oh, I can't wait to see how you fare with the little gas ladies! :lmao: Nice to see you've finally made it on the plane.
 
sweetie....that didn't happen untill the flight home!:lmao: It's pretty bad when my own husband is a spoiler for the tr.;)
 
I love all your descriptions of the people at the airport! It is so fun to people watch! :cool2: Your thoughts about how lucky we are to have the diversity made me think. I think sometimes we take it all for granted. I always travel in a track suit, too. I think about what I've been taught by my image consultant friend, and then I think, "Naw - goin with the comfort!" :rotfl2:

Oh, I can't wait to see how you fare with the little gas ladies! :lmao: Nice to see you've finally made it on the plane.

When I fly I try to dress right between all gussied up and slumpadink pajama bottoms.
 
It’s time to board and as we get in line a couple of ladies wedge themselves in front of D.Jay. Not really that big of a deal, until one of them lets out a stream of gas that could fuel a hummer for a week. I think he nearly passed out from the smell. The 2 little old ladies seem oblivious to the 100 or so people trying to get on the plane and slowly lead the pack to the plane. Lucky us, we get to follow the little gas factory onto and to the very back of the plane. D.Jay was ready for an oxygen mask by the time it was over. Just our luck…we are in the last row and they are in the row in front of us. LOL! They stand in the aisle for what seems like an eternity before realizing that we needed by and moved so we could pass. If only she’d let us pass earlier and not her gas.

This episode reminds me of a horse ride we took years ago. We took the kids to the coast and decided to ride horses on the beach. What could be more perfect? Well….D.Jay’s horse spent the hour with it’s nose up the tail of a pregnant horse who farted up and down the beach. I guess D.Jay has a special gift for picking the stinkers…..ok, I promise…no more fart jokes…for now.

….up next……what’s on my seat?!?

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:Holy cow- Tears and stomach cramps laughing so hard.
 
Catching up one installment at a time! Got a lot of catching up on various threads to do! (How do people get the time!!!!)

Love love love (by that I mean, I snickered a lot!) the tales of travel to the airport and in the airport.

I bet you were even more enthralled once in London, once people shed their pokerface- airport faces!

I'm in awe of flight attendants who can look fresh as a daisy after a long haul flight!

DJay, sorry to hear the WDW job didn't work out this time But I bet ye got a lot of enjoyment in just dreaming about it from the time you put application in until you got the Thanks-but-no-Thanks!
 
DJay, sorry to hear the WDW job didn't work out this time But I bet ye got a lot of enjoyment in just dreaming about it from the time you put application in until you got the Thanks-but-no-Thanks!

Yes, but terror broke out too trying to figure out how to move the family, find a new house, and make everything work.

My ultimate dream is to still work at Disney, there's always hope.
 
Catching up one installment at a time! Got a lot of catching up on various threads to do! (How do people get the time!!!!)

Love love love (by that I mean, I snickered a lot!) the tales of travel to the airport and in the airport.
:rotfl: I've decided to open my own "get over your fear of flyinging" program. It will consist of being the passanger as my MIL takes them on a 3 hour road trip from hell before getting to the airport. They'll be so greatful to be in a plane and not the car!


oh my...NOT the way to start a long flight!

Love your small world moment.

;) it gets better...
 
Yes, but terror broke out too trying to figure out how to move the family, find a new house, and make everything work.

My ultimate dream is to still work at Disney, there's always hope.

maybe you and nebo can work there together someday. I used to dream about working at disney. not so sure now.. working somewhere takes away the fun of it, after a while. (as a bartender and waitress, I know this).

he can work at disney.. I'll tend bar at one of the VFW's or mosse lodges in the area. and still be a GUEST at disney!!

new chapter???
 
Cherie, I followed you over from Nebo's report. I love your writing style. Very funny!


I spent about 30 minutes walking around before heading to the burger king counter for a Dr. Pepper. Have I mentioned that I love dr. pepper ?

Never could develop a taste for it. Tastes kind of cough syrupy to me.


Speaking of my drink of choice….do they even have it across the pond? Crap…maybe I should have brought a suitcase full.

I have a friend who is the same way about Diet Pepsi. I guess we will have to see if you were able to get some Dr. Pepper.

A group of Muslim women walk past and they are all wearing vibrant head scarves. They are very pretty and I think to myself, I could handle wearing one if it was that pretty. Plus…never having a bad hair day?!....they may be on to something.

That would come in handy when it's hot and humid. Except that it sounds kind of hot. Hmmm.

Once we leave we’ll be communicating with a few text messages and skype. And how amazing is it that we can fly part way around the world and still see our kids?!?

So great that you're able to do that.


Lucky us, we get to follow the little gas factory onto and to the very back of the plane.

I think I will have to steal the term gas factory.

Well….D.Jay’s horse spent the hour with it’s nose up the tail of a pregnant horse who farted up and down the beach. I guess D.Jay has a special gift for picking the stinkers…..ok, I promise…no more fart jokes…for now.

Too funny!
 
This episode reminds me of a horse ride we took years ago. We took the kids to the coast and decided to ride horses on the beach. What could be more perfect? Well….D.Jay’s horse spent the hour with it’s nose up the tail of a pregnant horse who farted up and down the beach. I guess D.Jay has a special gift for picking the stinkers…..ok, I promise…no more fart jokes…for now.

Is that why Jordan and I got along so well??? :lmao:
 
I believe I managed to sit and wait for about 3.2 minutes,. Before I had to check out the terminal gift shops. I love a gift shop! I spent about 30 minutes walking around before heading to the burger king counter for a Dr. Pepper. Have I mentioned that I love dr. pepper ?

I used to be a huge Pepper fan too, but for some reason, it just doesn't taste as good to me anymore out of a can, it needs to be in a glass bottle.
Like Kayo, remember that? But when they put it in a can,, nope,, not as good.




I enjoy small town life…in fact it’s all I’ve ever known, but the one drawback is it lacks in diversity. So, I enjoy being in an area where there’s a broader range. A group of Muslim women walk past and they are all wearing vibrant head scarves. They are very pretty and I think to myself, I could handle wearing one if it was that pretty. Plus…never having a bad hair day?!....they may be on to something.

Funny, I never wear a scarf, OR have a bad hair day.


Ok…to be honest…I sent him to make the call because if I do it, it will end with me bawling.

Yes, my kids have brought me to tears many times too.

They guy asks if we’re going to London and if it’s our first time. We spent the last part of our time chatting with him about London. He really seemed to enjoy sharing about the city he loves and I enjoyed his Scottish accent.

Uh huh, London is in Scotland. Okaaaay.

It’s time to board and as we get in line a couple of ladies wedge themselves in front of D.Jay. Not really that big of a deal, until one of them lets out a stream of gas that could fuel a hummer for a week. I think he nearly passed out from the smell.

An elderly couple is sitting in church, and as every one is silently praying, the woman leans over and whispers to her husband, "George, I just let out a "silent but deadly fart, what should I do?"
He replied, "Change your hearing aid batteries."


This episode reminds me of a horse ride we took years ago. We took the kids to the coast and decided to ride horses on the beach. What could be more perfect? Well….D.Jay’s horse spent the hour with it’s nose up the tail of a pregnant horse who farted up and down the beach. I guess D.Jay has a special gift for picking the stinkers…..ok, I promise…no more fart jokes…for now.

I'm picturing Kramer feeding the horse Beefarino.

….up next……what’s on my seat?!?

Great chapter Winkers, I want to know all about Disney Paris.
 
Cherie, I followed you over from Nebo's report. I love your writing style. Very funny!




I think I will have to steal the term gas factory.



Too funny!
Welcome! My tr is more like a moderate to Nebo and Smidgy's Deluxe.:rotfl2:

Having 3 boys and a husband the "gas factory" is used frequently around here!

Great chapter Winkers, I want to know all about Disney Paris.

hmmm...I quoted you but it didn't quote everything....so it's up to my little brain to remember.

Dr.Pepper, like all pop tastes better froma glass bottle. The closest is a fountain drink....McDonald's has large pop for .99....thats how I get my daily dose.:cloud9:

I will tell you all about DLP! Just have to be patient and I promise I'll get there sometime this year.pirate:
 












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