I have officially made my boss rich!!

[Kissimmee JP]

He just bought one of these

Your basic $90,000 SUV. It has to be the nicest vehicle I've ever seen. It has so many cool little features - just one, for example, if you're backing up or parallel parking, it will let you know when you're really close to the car behind you.

How cool is that? Now, I just gotta figure out how to make myself rich. Over the past 15 years, I've become increasingly adept at making my bosses rich.

 

[nativetxn]

This makes my Escalade look like a VW beetle. I do have that nifty little feature of the alarm if you are getting to close to another object (like a toddler) when you are backing up.

You could buy a house for $90K. You've been very kind to your boss. Would you like to make <i>me</i> rich too?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Don't tell me you don't get a nice bonus here and there. And not just anyone can move to Celebration!!!!!

Anyway, while it's a nice SUV, I can think of better things to spend my money on...like a zippy sports car.

 

[Kissimmee JP]

Yes, I do get bonuses, however, us working class people have to be smart with our money. I don't foresee any $90,000 SUVs (or bonuses) in my immediate future. Actually, he's a great guy and an excellent lawyer, so he really deserves it. He works his rearend off....with a huge assist from me.

Nativetxn, if you're an attorney, I can make you famously rich. Another cool feature is that when you go around a corner and the lights are on, the lights actually turn with you so you can see around the corner as you turn.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Psst JP, Kath's (NativeTxn) husband is an attorney. hint hint, wink wink.

P.S. who is taking over your position when you leave? Just wondering if there is a possible job opening up, sounds like a great guy.

 

[Kissimmee JP]

Unless her husband plans on opening a satellite office in Orlando, Kissimmee or Celebration, then I can't help her.

Oh and I don't know who would be taking my old job. Whoever it is will have the best paralegal gig in Portland.