I have not read the posts, however

[nuttylawprofessor]

I. Want. That.
How does one wear that if they have....um....you know whats.

or you could opt for the hip clip model. I'd post a pic, but the pic is too big. They also have a wine rack, but that pic isn't allowed on the DIS. I'm not sure if the wine rack would be that great. You'd have either gross warm wine or really chilly... you get the idea.

 

[redlight]

The original post was so long, I didn't read the whole thing. Hope it's still okay to post here and add my two sense on something I know nothing about.

I also hope someone didn't already say this, but...

I was going to say that.

 

[autumnsmommy]

You didn't ask me and I certainly haven't read all of the posts in this thread, but I just wanted to throw out there that I am emphatically pro-taser. Doesn't matter who, doesn't matter why or where.

Can we start a poll on who we want to taser?

 

[goofyshell]

I just bought a shirt that says Hokey Pokey Anonymous: A place to turn your life around.
I would rather pool hop with my refillable mug than go to wal mart anyday.

 

[Boxley]

Then I'm a "click" crasher. My clique took its insanity private. Most of us are just looking for a chance to play.


Wine?

..if I only had that when I was in college....

 

[Diznotyzed]

Wine?

No thank you. I hear Wine flu is going around.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

No thank you. I hear Wine flu is going around.

No, you're mistaken. It's whine flew.

 

[Imzadi]

I was going to say that.

Hey, you're not supposed to be reading other posts, just posting.

 

[Imzadi]

you CAN set your mouse to silent.

Oooo! GP can we have a siggie button for that? A "Click Here" button, to set the mouse to silent.

I thought pies were baked and tarts were fried....

I've known a few tarts. Yes, I'd say they were quite fried.

 

[Lintasare]

So I haven't read all the posts in this thread but I just wanted to say...wait what was this thread about? I remember something about poo and Frank not liking mayo and then something else...

and did I see Frank?

HI FRANK!!!!!!

Now where was I again?

 

[NHdisneylover]

Well too much was posted overnight for me to bother reading it ALL:

What was Dan's tag?

shh! Dan does not like tags (it was probably about glitterkitty anyway--everything is)

This all sounds very clicky too me

click, click, click, click, click, click

I always wondered what would happen if somebody didn't have a left foot to stick in.

That is so true. This song is very descrimunatory. Think of the poor legels children everywhere who are tortured every time this song is played. It should be immediately banned

No, you're mistaken. It's whine flew.

oh THAT my daughet keeps catching it

 

[Lintasare]

I am now issuing a moratorium on posting to this thread so I can go to bed. Some of us gotta work in the morning.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

WELL, It does keep talking about tuning yourself about!

not sure if we know you well enough to poke you in your pants.

what if this is a lost stanza of the hokey pokey? and you have to turn yourself about in your pants..wouldn't that hurt? that would be like a super-atomic weggie. or maybe the pokey IS in your pants...
.

mouse reset it's now on stickey backed tape

that sounds like a mosuse trap!!!

I love you. Unless you disagree with me on anything.
Including footwear.



It's just like you to be so firm in your opinions.



I. Want. That.
How does one wear that if they have....um....you know whats.

the bad thing is that your wine gets really really warm!!!

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

click, click, click, click, click, click

You really should have that looked at. It doesn't sound good. Alternatively, you could ask for some opinions regarding possible diagnoses.

 

[OK!]

Can we start a poll on who we want to taser?

Absolutely! Just make sure to leave it open for multiple choices. I don't like to impose limits on my tasering. I'm a Gen-Xer and therefore missed out on getting to be a special snowflake, so I'm making up for it now.

 

[NHdisneylover]

I am now issuing a moratorium on posting to this thread so I can go to bed. Some of us gotta work in the morning.

Too bad so sad--I just got up

You really should have that looked at. It doesn't sound good. Alternatively, you could ask for some opinions regarding possible diagnoses.

well someone DID forward me an email about how dangerous it is. The email said snopes says it is true so I KNOW itmust be.

Absolutely! Just make sure to leave it open for multiple choices. I don't like to impose limits on my tasering. I'm a Gen-Xer and therefore missed out on getting to be a special snowflake, so I'm making up for it now.

Yeah, how come we don't even get a real name?!?! What's up with THAT. See, it is becuase of that kind of neglect that we must overcompensate and turn our kids in to snowflakes. THEY'LL have a name to be proud of

 

[NHdisneylover]

Good morning fair DISsers, I will now take the liberty of posting a short summary of events which took place "overnight" for the benefit of those of you in the Americas


Henry VIII was very fat. This may or may not have been revolting

Tipping may or may not be mandatory but you should always tip (or never feel obliged to tip) and what is it with the weird American tradition of not paying workers enough anyway?

Lots of husbands sat around alone last night while their wives went to salivate over an ice-cold hottie on the big screen. I think this relates in some way to blue bananas

Those who want swine flu shots can't get them, those who don't want them can't get away from them. No one seems to want the swine flu. Poor swine.

Snooty women will still be single when they are 30 or even 50. Tina is not snooty, she wears rented bowling shoes!

Boyscouts are all evil. So are all unions and union members. Also all city governments and hobbiests. Probably all swine as well. The media sucks.

plenty of people would chagne their names if they could.

Thanksgiving and relatives. Need I say more?

It is not a good idea to suffocate your child at any age

someone went to a McDonalds and did not encounter even one bratty child, one rude adult, one bit of poop nor anyone of any age screeching. I ask you, dear readers, what is this world comming to?

 

[just4today]

Thank you Hadley. I definitely did not have time to read all the replies this morning

 

[Imzadi]

Good morning fair DISsers, I will now take the liberty of posting a short summary of events which took place "overnight" for the benefit of those of you in the Americas


Henry VIII was very fat. They may or may not have been revolting

tipping may or may not be mandatory but you should always tip (or never feel obliged to tip) and what is it with the weird American tradition of not paying workers anough anyway?

Lots of husbands sat around alone last night while their wives went to salivate over an ice-cold hottie on the big screen. I think this relates in some way to blue bananas

Those who want swine flu shots can't get them, those who don't want them can't get away from them. No one seems to want the swine flu. Poor swine.

Snooty women will still be single when they are 30 or even 50. Tina is not snooty, she wears rented bowling shoes!

Boyscouts are all evil. So are all unions and union members. Also all city governments and hobbiests. Probably all swine as well. The media sucks.

plenty of people would chagne their names if they could.

Thanksgiving and relatives. Need I say more?

It is not a good idea to suffocate your child at any age

Ah, THIS is what we need. A Cliff Notes version of the DIS every day!

 

[phorsenuf]

Not sure who Frank is but maybe he's responsible for changing Dans tags.