Oh yes, it's all right for you mods to take the mickey, but where were you all eh?
It was left to me to keep order and stop the unruly goings on.
Tim got drunk and belted out a truly frightening version of 'I Will Survive'.
MickeySP taught us the rules of American Football which apparently involves shouting 'Hut' several times before attempting severe physical violence on the opposition.
Just as well Astrid behaved herself. (Yeah right!)
As for Rain, I'm far to well mannered to tell you what she was up to!
Oh, and a strange person called Shirley showed up for a few brief seconds before disappearing into cyber-space.
Just put the cheque in the post.
Kev