I hate it when **UPDATE**

[JohnTBap]

the yard man comes and I ain't got no pants on.


**UPDATE**

I put on some shorts.

 

[glo]

I guess you didn't get the riddle this morning...lol j/k

 

[jamsmom]

I hate it when I do have something on, but I have bed head and someone rings the doorbell!

 

[mum4jenn]

I hate it when you wait and wait for a phone call and as soon as you get on the potty the phone rings!!

 

[JohnTBap]

Updated: See original post.

 

[jamsmom]

That is why it is good to run around with a long t-shirt

 

[JohnTBap]

Thanks for the tip! I will have to try that next time.

 

[JohnTBap]

OK, that was baloney. I am still going to put pants on when he shows up.

 

[JohnTBap]

OK, well, maybe not PANTS, technically, but some kind of modesty garment.

 

[browneyes]

I hate it when my kids finally take a nap and I decide to take a nap on the couch and I wake up and I find my SO's nieces on the couch with me. And no one knows they're here.

I'm glad you're not nakee anymore, JTB. Is your yard man sexy?

 

[jamsmom]

Yeah...is the yard man sexy? ?

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by browneyes


Is your yard man sexy?

Not only NO, but HELL NO.

 

[browneyes]

Does he look like Ms. San Fran?

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by browneyes
Does he look like Ms. San Fran?

I said he WAS NOT sexy.

 

[jamsmom]

EWWWWW. Sorry, don't mean to judge by the cover.

 

[JasonLyons]

you have a yard man , is everybody here rich but me, all I have is a garbage man and he wont lift anything over 20 lbs

 

[JohnTBap]

Dude, my yard man is a function of my lazy DH.

 

[jamsmom]

I am glad there isn't a requirement to be rich to be a DIS member.

 

[Pam]

all I have is a garbage man and he wont lift anything over 20 lbs

Dude - next time try greeting him without any pants......

 

[crazymomof4]

What exactly is a "yard man" ?????????