I had a dream.....

[DumboOrBust]

Originally posted by disneycub
Oh! I forgot the last part of the story. A few months later, I called the police station (it's a few blocks away) to make a Christmas donation to their charity. The officer (I believe her name is Rebecca) took my name and address. There was a little pause, and then she said "OH! I remember you! I was at your house a few months back!" I coulda just died. I mumbled something stupid and we went on with our business.

Looking forward to meeting you tooooooo, Dayna!

Okay, Steve.

Poor Baby. I know how you feel. It's a good thing we are looking forward to meeting each other. No one else may want to meet us after these admissions.

 

[fostrmom2mny]

OK Steve, you CAN'T throw a bone like that out and not expect it to get eaten!!
Give it up, you know we'll pester you till you tell us your nekkid story.

Just for the record, I too leave a sheltered life. No nekkid/accidental nekkid stories here either.
Gerri

 

[Secret DISer]

He already told us the story, Gerri!!

Look further up in the thread.

And a HUMDINGER of a story it was, too!!!!!!!!!

 

[Taryn]

Well,

I only have one nekkid story... well, only one that I am wiling to share anyway...

It was about twelve years ago and we were renting part of a large house divided into two units and our bedroom was in the basement. The owners of the home were selling it. They were selling to another investor so we were being sold with the house as tennents...

Anyway... one night I came home from work and went downstairs to change... I was taking my time... I remember looking in the mirror as I was chosing something comfy to put on... checking out this bit... and that... and thinking that I really must start going to a gym or something... when I catch this movement from the corner of my eye in the mirror...

There was an entire family... parents... and three kids... all with their faces in my window trying to check out the house without an appointment! The Dad was pointing... oh geeez... I just about died... they actually went into the backyard to do this!

I threw a pillow at them and ran for the bathroom!

 

[luvdsny]

Taryn, I'm ROFLOL I'm reading this thread backwards.....I'll go read why Dayna was being mean to Steve now.

BTW Steve, that was pretty dang funny!!! And how embarassing!!!!

 

[DumboOrBust]

Taryn,

. You may officially join us in the We are Dis-Con-ers Who Have Accidentally Flashed People Club. We have a small, but slowly increasing, number of members.

 

[luvdsny]

And BTW, I have a nekkid story that isn't appropriate for these boards, so if you can get me to drink that margarita at DATW II, I might just share it with some of you at DIS-Con.

It's ba-a-a-a-a-a-d.

 

[Barb]

Waaaaaaaaaaah! I don't have a nekkid story to tell.
Oh, wait........does skinny dipping in a pond count? No, probably not. Oh, well.

 

[Taryn]

Thank you Dayna...

I am honored... *smiles*

 

[DumboOrBust]

Tia, I wasn't sure I was going to DATW II, but I think I might have to.

Barb, My sister has a good nekkid story, too. I'll have to ask her before I post it, but you can borrow it.