PRINCESS VIJA
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GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE.....
> >> ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.
> >>
> >> ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE
> >> APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
> >> WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
> >>
> >> HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
> >> "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
> >> ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED
> >> TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
> >>
> >> BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER,
> >> HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
> >> "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
> >>
> >> MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL
> >> REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
> >>
> >> HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
> >> IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
> >>
> >> OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED
> >> ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,
> >> MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG
> >> ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
> >>
> >> ON JULY 5, 1995,
> >> IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING
> >> QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER
> >> BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
> >> ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
> >>
> >> MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG
> >> FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
> >>
> >> IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL
> >> MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
> >> WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
> >>
> >> HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS
> >> NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
> >>
> >> HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
> >>
> >> AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL,
> >> YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING
> >> AT MR. GORSKY.
> >>
> >> "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN
> >> THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
> >>
> >> TRUE STORY.
> >> ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.
> >>
> >> ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE
> >> APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
> >> WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
> >>
> >> HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
> >> "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
> >> ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED
> >> TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
> >>
> >> BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER,
> >> HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
> >> "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
> >>
> >> MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL
> >> REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
> >>
> >> HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
> >> IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
> >>
> >> OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED
> >> ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,
> >> MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG
> >> ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
> >>
> >> ON JULY 5, 1995,
> >> IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING
> >> QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER
> >> BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
> >> ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
> >>
> >> MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG
> >> FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
> >>
> >> IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL
> >> MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
> >> WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
> >>
> >> HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS
> >> NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
> >>
> >> HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
> >>
> >> AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL,
> >> YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING
> >> AT MR. GORSKY.
> >>
> >> "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN
> >> THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
> >>
> >> TRUE STORY.