I found something out about Expedition Everest

[stemikger]

Hey guys,

I found some very interesting and disturbing news on Expedition Everest. Disney was trying so hard not to let this out, but it will be in the Orlando papers very soon. At first they thought it would never come out but there is a very dark secret about this ride.

They use a real Yeti. They actually found one in Mt. Fiji and brought it back to Orlando. They mated the Yeti with a Silver Back Gorrila and the offspring looks like what we know as Big Foot. They actually trained a family of these Big Foot apes to appear in the ride.

That is the reason why it looks so realistic because it is.

Animal Rights activist are going to get involved because they are saying that the creature is an endangered species.

 

[rocketriter]

Unh-hunh. On Mt. Fiji! It must love to do the hula.

 

[pepperw23]

I, of course, already knew that because I am very close to his cousin (Big Foot, he played T-ball with my son, for years I just thought he was a really hairy kid.) anyway; he told me all about his cousins new job at DW. It is supposed to be a secret and I have been dying to tell you guys. Well, I still have my good buddy King Neptunes secret about Ariel. And if you guys knew what REALLY goes on at Area 51 you would be surprised (I got connections with E.T too)

 

[stemikger]

I posted something last week that I thought would be a lame post and I got 4 pages of replies. Now here I post what I thought was real cool and funny post and it is getting no replies. Oh well.

 

[Dana49]

The Yeti is actually on a nationwide tour promoting the new ride. Look for him to appear on Letterman on February 23.

 

[efinn88858]

 

[Luv2Roam]

He is probably staying temporarily at the Contemporary. That is why they are so particular right now who parks there.
Maybe he will have a meet n greet with the Prez.

 

[lovewdwdvc]

Yeti's cousin Big Foot is really upset about the publicity because he is really shy and liked his secluded existance.

Now he is really concerned about a new ride at the American Adventure.

 

[MAGICinMYHEART]

I heard the news conference is scheduled April 1,2006.

 

[groovy~disney]

I heard that since they had such good luck with the Yeti, Disney Imaginears are working on a plan to capture and train the Loch Ness monster for a new 20,000 Leagues ride at the MK. Can't wait to see how that turns out!

 

[lime and sandy kids]

sure, of course he is real. But is he an official cast member with union benefits and what are they paying him in?

 

[wdwfreak]

I heard that since they had such good luck with the Yeti, Disney Imaginears are working on a plan to capture and train the Loch Ness monster for a new 20,000 Leagues ride at the MK. Can't wait to see how that turns out!

 

[exDS vet]

They are actually going to close EE down in March for a three month long refurb. They will be adding Capt. Jack Sparrow and Barbosa from POTC to the EE ride in order to promote the new POTC movie. They will also be improving the Yeti scene by having it eat Bambi so they can promote Bambi 2 as well.

 

[a*lil*bit*goofy]

They are actually going to close EE down in March for a three month long refurb. They will be adding Capt. Jack Sparrow and Barbosa from POTC to the EE ride in order to promote the new POTC movie. They will also be improving the Yeti scene by having it eat Bambi so they can promote Bambi 2 as well.

OMG BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA now that was funny!!! hehehe! touche! very good!

 

[dbm20th]

They are actually going to close EE down in March for a three month long refurb. They will be adding Capt. Jack Sparrow and Barbosa from POTC to the EE ride in order to promote the new POTC movie. They will also be improving the Yeti scene by having it eat Bambi so they can promote Bambi 2 as well.

That is great! But I thought the hunters shoot the Yeti before he eats Bambi?!?

 

[mochabean]

That is great! But I thought the hunters shoot the Yeti before he eats Bambi?!?

No, I think the story goes you chase off the yeti and then at the end of the ride they are installing a camo-covered jeep, and Bambi's tail will be seen poking out the back.

 

[mitros]

I posted something last week that I thought would be a lame post and I got 4 pages of replies. Now here I post what I thought was real cool and funny post and it is getting no replies. Oh well.

OK, so at this point you have a little more then one page. Feel better now?

 

[erikthewise]

Actually it probably would have been cheaper to use a real Yeti.

So what do Yeti eat? Moss, snow cones and Sherpas is my guess. Nothing else lives at that altitude.

 

[NandP]

So do you think the DNA reconstruction they learned from the Dinosour ride came to be very useful? You know I hear IOA is trying to lure away the real Dinosours for thier Jurrasic Park rides... I would let them have the lizards if they trade their "Front of the line with a room key " idea to Disney...
Now that would be a great rumor to have come true ! Imagine that... 33,000 rooms on site with each guest holding a front of the line fast pass... they may as well close to the general public and make it a private resort for members only.... hmmmm.... DVC Member cards? a front of the line pass???? HHMMmmmm....

 

[mitros]

Actually it probably would have been cheaper to use a real Yeti.

So what do Yeti eat? Moss, snow cones and Sherpas is my guess. Nothing else lives at that altitude.

Don't forget guests riding EE! {they are yummy, according to conde yeti}