I dont WANT to know what this persons job is!

[binny]

"Fresh Cow Reproduction Manager"

It was on Monster....
I am just too scared to click on the job description tab



*shudder*

 

[grinningghost]

I recently watched "Dirty Jobs" and they showed how they impregnate horses. It was way TMI.

 

[disykat]

I had a friend who was a "chick sexer" once.

 

[N.Bailey]

For all the jobs mentioned! I don't wanna know anymore either!

 

[mtblujeans]

"Fresh Cow Reproduction Manager"

It was on Monster....
I am just too scared to click on the job description tab

*shudder*

It's probably a milk barn manager. A "Fresh Cow" is a cow that has just had a calf and is producing milk. I can also AI a cow....

Hey, it's close to Halloween....It's OK to reveal how really frightening I am!

 

[MosMom]

It's better than being the reproduction manager of an unfresh cow.

 

[mtblujeans]

It's better than being the reproduction manager of an unfresh cow.

 

[barkley]

It's better than being the reproduction manager of an unfresh cow.

when we went to alaksa one of the tour guides told us about the workers in the salmon hatcheries who fertilize the eggs. one of the tourists asked "how do they do that?". the tour guide said "they take the male fish and squeeze them until they squirt". we decided that in alaska parents must tell thier kids "if you don't do well on you s.a.t.'s you'll end up a salmon squeezer!". after watching "dirty jobs" recently we decided that for the lower 48 states you can substitute "chick pooper".

 

[mtblujeans]

Yep, I think that would rank below burger flipper.

 

[mickeyfan2]

I recently watched "Dirty Jobs" and they showed how they impregnate horses. It was way TMI.

What is even worse is the job to get the "stuff" to impregnate a cow with.

 

[grinningghost]

What is even worse is the job to get the "stuff" to impregnate a cow with.

Yes, I know. The poor "Dirty Job" guy actually had to... ahem... "stimulate" the male horse in order to... well, we all know our basic biology.

 

[mtblujeans]

Yes, I know. The poor "Dirty Job" guy actually had to... ahem... "stimulate" the male horse in order to... well, we all know our basic biology.

Hmmmmm......well, I am not familiar with that part of it! I consider myself more of a 'cow midwife'....

 

[binny]

Yes, I know. The poor "Dirty Job" guy actually had to... ahem... "stimulate" the male horse in order to... well, we all know our basic biology.

oh there is SO not enough money in the world.........

 

[mtblujeans]

oh there is SO not enough money in the world.........

 

[golfgal]

Some friends are hog farmers on their legal papers for the incorporation of the farm she is listed as 'vice president in charge of breeding'. They have 5 kids. She is worried that their kids might get the wrong idea about where babies come from and say something because they get the concept of how pigs have babies except that the UPS man brings the sperm. She is afraid one of the kids is going to say something about the UPS man being a sperm donor.

 

[mtblujeans]

Some friends are hog farmers on their legal papers for the incorporation of the farm she is listed as 'vice president in charge of breeding'. They have 5 kids. She is worried that their kids might get the wrong idea about where babies come from and say something because they get the concept of how pigs have babies except that the UPS man brings the sperm. She is afraid one of the kids is going to say something about the UPS man being a sperm donor.

I'll have to tell our UPS man that the next time he delivers ours!!

 

[MsDisney23]

Got Milk?

 

[mtblujeans]

"Fresh Cow Reproduction Manager"

It was on Monster....
I am just too scared to click on the job description tab

*shudder*

So, Binny, did you get curious enough to check out the job description??

 

[grinningghost]

oh there is SO not enough money in the world.........

After watching that, I couldn't agree more.

And THEN... after he completed that task, he had to... oh jeez... I actually forgot about this part until just now... he had to "clean out" the female horse before "injecting" her. In other words, he had to give her an enema... WITH HIS BARE HANDS!

Good Lord, I am shuddering just thinking about this. If the episode repeats, I think you all need to see it, just so you know I'm not making this stuff up.

 

[mtblujeans]

I couldn't figure out what you meant! I had to think about it....

You sometimes have to "move things" to make the procedure easier to do. Otherwise, they keep pushing and "stuff" may fly out into your face or onto your clothes! But, he should have had gloves on.

I consider it similar to a female medical procedure.