I don't need this

[BlindTyldak]

OMG too funny!


HE HATES CANS!!!!!


Now I feel like watching the movie, even though it's almost 1 am.

I hear you, we have it on VHS and our VCR is in the bedroom where DH is currently asleep. Why or why haven't I grabbed the DVD yet????

 

[luvthatduke]

I was born a poor, black child...

 

[Ladybugsy]

"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your a**. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."

 

[drakethib]

That Patty must be a sweet girl.

LOL, I was waiting for someone to refernce that line.

 

[kdibattista]

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it

 

[sweet angel]

Best part, to me, was in the television edited version, the dog's name is "Stupid".

 

[WendyDarling]

This music makes me want to go out and be somebody!!

Son, there are two things you need to know as you go out into the world, 'sh$* and shinola'. This is sh#& and this is shinola (then he walks right through the shinola...)

This is the best pizza in a cup I've ever had...

 

[Stitch Inside]

You're not carnival personnel!

 

[Boston Tea Party]

I'm picking out a thermos