I carried a watermelon?

[Maridw]

My favorite line is:

"And the quarterback is toast!!!" - from Die Hard

 

[JoanGirardi]

"What, like it's hard?" is from Legally Blonde.

Another favorite from that movie: "This is going to be just like senior year, only funner!".

 

[Pomlover2586]

"She's lost that loving feeling....." -Top Gun

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" - Super Troopers
"Excuse me.....Bear ******. Do you need assistance?" - Super Troopers

"What?!?! A Llama?? He's supposed to be DEAD!" -Emperors New Groove

 

[cinderelladreams27]

I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken. -To Wong Foo
Princess...P to the R to the I to the N to the Cess. -To Wong Foo
Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a d_ -Gone With The Wind
She pulled a lock of hair...from her CHEST! -Grease
You're bored Allie. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing...Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a _ and I tell you when you are a pain in the _. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-_ thing. -The Notebook
Am I going to get pregnant? Because I can't get pregnant right now. -Bewitched
That's it. You're fired. Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent. You don't have an agent. Then call my cable man! -Bewitched
You're sweating again - I love it when you sweat! - Bewitched
Oh, and when you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me! -Bewitched

Oh wow! I could go on for hours.

 

[karriemouse]

1- It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Oh, how could I forget that one, it's one of my favourites - we say it when we go on a road trip. And DDs always look at us oddly...

To answer the 'where were these from' question:

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space" - Star Trek IV The Voyage Home.

Also contains the other classic - "Now everyone remember where we parked it" - 'it' being a cloaked Klingon Bird of Prey they left in a park in San Francisco!

And on the subject of Dirty Dancing who could forget Johnny's smouldering line near the end "Nobody puts Baby in a corner". Is there a swooning smillie?

 

[Sheribo]

I had forgotten so many of these. We drive to WDW at least once a year and we always take 4 or 5 movies with us. I've got so many ideas now and of course, I'll be waiting for the line!!!

My kids are teens now so JAWS would be perfect. "We're gonna need a bigger boat." LOL

 

[BriarfoxinWA]

And on the subject of Dirty Dancing who could forget Johnny's smouldering line near the end "Nobody puts Baby in a corner". Is there a swooning smillie?

They had Patrick Swayze's special on Biography the other night and he was saying how much he absolutely hated that line. He argued for hours with the director over it since he didn't want to do it and thought it sounded stupid.

 

[Sheribo]

"It's just a flesh wound" - The Search for the Holy Grail

 

[HannaBelle]

How could I forget???

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Oh no! This is my favorite movie quote! I was once caught in a flash with a BF in college, the highest ground we could find was the Circe K. It was white capping in the parking lot and EVERYTHING was floating away...even their big trash cans...we cackled madly in the rain while shouting that line...hehe...fun times!

 

[AshleyW]

"Good morning, starshine! The earth says hello!" - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." - Fight Club

"I've got a degree in *** wiggling, mate" - The Full Monty

"It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way." - Road Trip

 

[Macca1111]

5- Oh, Stewardess. I speak jive.

Ok, this made me laugh out loud. I Airplane! and I think just about every line from it is worth repeating.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" - Super Troopers

I haven't seen Super Troopers enough to quote it, but that was originally from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

They had Patrick Swayze's special on Biography the other night and he was saying how much he absolutely hated that line. He argued for hours with the director over it since he didn't want to do it and thought it sounded stupid.

It is stupid, probably the most poorly written line in the whole darn thing. But also iconic, so I'm glad it's in there.

I had another one that I thought "I have to add this" but I can't remember so here's some others.

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. -Airplane!
There's a sale at Penny's! -Airplane!
You're leading two things right now, Jack and S#!t, and Jack left town. -Army of Darkness
It's a fiendish thingy! -Help!
So I got that going for me, which is nice. -Caddyshack
Look kids, Big Ben! Parliment! -European Vacation
Seven years of college down the drain. -Animal House
You were the best in your row. -Ghostbusters

 

[Aisling]

Here's an obscure one that I love.

"It's the end of the world". The Birds

Every time I see a flock of birds, I say that to my kids.

 

[Sheribo]

"I'll have what she's having!" - When Harry Met Sally

 

[Pig Pen]

"Take her to the zoo" - Rocky.

 

[JMCDisneyBound]

"Smoke if you got 'em" Rick Moranis in Spaceballs

This cracks me up everytime I think about it.... I said this once when we were on Test Track and the ride stopped My husband and daughter just looked at me......I was cracking up!!!!!

Also, this doesn't crack me up but I think it is funny when you think about how it doesn't make since:

In the wizard of oz after the wicked witch is melted by water:

Dorothy: "the broom, may we have it?"
Witches Soldier: "Please, and take it with you"

 

[Sheribo]

"We're gonna have the hap,hap,HAPPIEST Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped danced with Danny-F******-Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat *** down that chimney tonight...he's gonna find the JOLLIEST bunch of *******s this side of the nut house!"

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

 

[wendy46001]

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls. Work, work, work

Real Genius
and have to admit every time we are at Epcot DH and i go into
It's a laser beam, bozo!
What's it for?
Not what, where!
What?
Follow it! It's a surprise!

 

[KimR]

"I've got two words for you: shut the **** up" -Midnight Run

"I'm afraid from ghosts" -The Terminal

"Who do I write the check out to? The woman who sucks?" -Cellular

 

[Mickey527]

One of my favorites was from Fried Green Tomatoes
"Face it ladies, I'm older and have more insurance"
There are times when I would love to pull a Kathy Bates on someone.

 

[dec5girl]

We love "I carried a watermelon?"

"Bueller. Bueller. Bueller."

"These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're comming with me."

These are often said at our house too.

We also say "Are those magic grits?" From My Cousin Vinny. (Or Magic Whatever it is we have.)