"Every time I go in the water...I pee!"
Meghan!!!! Other people use those pools you know!
The alarm went off early this morning...not like Wedding Day early, but still very early nonetheless.
You only need to do that once in your lifetime.
Umm...
So, I had to Google what that was.
he bought our Wild Africa Trek tour for me (for later in the trip,)
Looking forward to that!
This was a very expensive venture for us, (about $850 taxes in when all was said and done,)
Whoa! D'em's Disney prices!
I added a SeaVenture experience for N
Nice!!
and a Dolphin swim for us both.
Even nicer that you get to do that together.
For a very small price difference, we also upgraded to the Ultimate Package, which included 14 days of free admission to Sea World, Aquatica, and Busch Gardens, as well as free parking at these places. Of all those parks, the only one we'd be taking advantage of was Busch, but it still worked out in our favour because Busch single-day tickets themselves would have been about $80-90 per person.
Good to know. And good for you!
I'm always scared the one time my waterproof iPhone sleeve will leak will be the time I actually use it underwater on a trip.*
Uh huh.... You know why I have an iPhone?
Because my iPod apparently did not like toilets.
We arrived at DC at about 7:15, because while the park officially opens around 8:00, they start registration and serving breakfast at 7:15. There was already a line out the door to register
Whoa! Good thing you got there when you did!
I like it.
times are given out by order of arrival.
Really! I would've thought it would be advance registration. Huh.
Even at that early hour, our dolphin swim was scheduled for 12:20pm...not morning, but still not too bad.
What were you aiming for?
we had another one of those encounters where people find out you're newly married and feel it's their duty to tell you their life story.
But she started telling us about how she's also found the love of her life...also nice...and that it was her second marriage...that the first one was lousy...goes on to share details about her horrendous first husband...how she had settled and you should never settle...etc.
Uh, huh... So.... is she saying you
settled for Nathan?
Brother.
We got in line and picked out some breakfast offerings.
I'm betting it was the kid with the tie died shirt! What did you name him?
I was told to come up to the front of the line and ask for a chef/manager, and that they'd handle my lunch. Cool beans!
Not a fan of cool beans. I like salad... just not bean salad all that much.
and what I suspect was probably a chocolate milk, but I can't tell anymore.
Oh, that's easy. If it's white, it isn't chocolate.
If it's brown, it is.
See??? Easy!
Oh, and under the pastries was this type of french toast sticks thing
You make it sound so appealing!!
DC is absolutely beautiful! I had heard this in reviews, but you really have to go there to appreciate what an oasis it really is. It's so nicely landscaped/themed, clean, and there are tropical plants and sand everywhere you look.
Looks really nice! Had no idea.
(This was the pool we'd return to for our dolphin swim later.)
Pretty.
If I was getting too tired, we'd leave. That would still give us a good 6+ hours in the park.
That's a lot!
So we set off toward the aviary...and we started meeting some funny new friends...
they had no interest in eating the bird food we'd provide them.
You need to invest in better bird food or better funny new friends.
I did have some nice chats with them
What do birds talk about?
Nice! There ya go!
The birds were flocking—ha! bird joke!—to N
You got one! Now grab it before it gets away!
This little guy just climbed onto his shoulder and snuggled in, crawling in toward his neck, etc. He looked like an older bird, and from my limited research online he appears to be a particular bird that was hand-raised at DC and is known for being pretty cuddly. He wasn't even really there to eat, just to snuggle. N felt bad when we finally left because the little dude seemed so comfy.
Awwww!!!
I also made an attempt to feed this giant antisocial pink bird who was hanging out on the railing to the lazy river...but he wasn't having it. I have no idea what he eats. But it still seemed personal. I felt snubbed.
Note to self... Discovery Cove has jerk birds.
Okay. Got it.
There were also these beautifully bright birds I desperately wanted to hang with, but they were happy to nibble your food...only if you held it high enough that they didn't need to leave their perch. #spoiledmuch
Royalty perhaps.
And, of course, I don't remember any of the names of the types of birds we saw this day.
I do.
Herb
Florence
Jock
Jessie
Terrance
Elizabeth (Betty to her friends.... but she doesn't have any.)
Harold
Filbert
Zacharia
Sir Snoofs-a-lot.
Bob
It even floats by a glassed-in area where you can see otters play.
That's cool. I'd stay there for quite a while.
sometimes a sign would warn us that it would drop to a depth of something like 6ft, and we'd have to swim/float.
Really! Huh. Surprised.
I preferred having something so I could fully embody the "lazy" bit of "lazy river."
I would too.
You then take a "walking tour" with a guide who communicates with you by writing on a magnetic erasable board thing like kids draw on.
Really! I would've thought that there'd be radio communication. One way at least, if not two way.
I wasn't a good candidate because of my brain condition
Ah. Too bad. You think you would've enjoyed it? I don't think the claustrophobia would've been an issue. You can see out and you forget that you're wearing it (I would think... based on SCUBA.)
He ended up finding it a little unnerving, but mostly really cool.
Great! Glad he (mostly) liked it.
Apparently at one point though, a shark swam up to him and rammed into his helmet directly in front of his face, which he told me was equal parts terrifying and awesome. ("A shark hit my face!" was also a TR title contender.)

That would've made a
great title! And.... holy cow! What an experience! How big was it??
( I might have joined you in the whole peeing in the pool department... perhaps more than peed.)
While N was doing this, I picked up a pair of googles/a snorkel and headed over to...
Yay! Glad you did that!
I couldn't wait to step in that [chilly!] water and start seeing some real marine animals! This was what it's all about! You can swim in pretty pools anywhere.
*Side note: DC provides animal-safe sunscreen throughout the park for you to wear because regular sunscreen can be harmful to the fish.
Oh! I wouldn't have thought of that. Of course! D'uh!
It made me so angry when I saw a few people putting on their own regular sunscreen and then getting back in the water!*
Not so D'uh for some people obviously.
Cool shot! And yes! Look at all the fish! Wow!
Shoot. At work. I'll look later.
Is it unreasonable for my favourite part of DC to be unlimited frozen lemonade/pina colada/white cherry icees?

Perfectly legit.
"Every time I go in the water...I pee!!"

Avoid this kid at all costs.
But it also serves as an excellent reminder of why they chlorinate hotel pools so heavily...*shudder*
Yep. Better than the alternative.
He and I went back to the Grand Reef together, and he also thought it was great. (Maybe a little less exciting now that a shark had just hit his face though.)
We got to go through this cave for the first time...
That is really cool. Really!
Cute shot of you guys.
N wanted to attempt an underwater selfie, and this is the masterpiece we came up with...

Beautiful!
I got N to tread water and take a picture for me.
"Okay... hang on. Not quite ready. Wait, the sun is in my eyes. Is my hair okay? Hang on, someone's going by. Is this my good side?"
Man on honeymoon drowns at Discovery Cove. Bride devastated: "He never took my picture!!"
Very pretty!
realize Tiny Meghan's childhood dream.

Awwwww...
But as I warned you, we didn't take super-detailed notes this trip in favour of just experiencing everything fully.
Good for you.
You are reading my current TR so you know I did the same.
Sometimes you have to just live life.
we learned a few of the hand signals they use to train them to do different things
Cool!
Her smile was even bigger than ours! Teeheeheh
Uh, huh. It's forced.
Through the aide of advanced computer tomography, I was able to discern what the dolphin was saying:
Beautiful photo of you, Meghan.
No cameras allowed in the water, so as you can see, we were the suckers who bought the ridiculously-priced photo CD. I'd waited years for these pictures and I wasn't leaving without them!! It was our honeymoon, and I have no regrets.
Nor would I. Good choice.
one random buzzkill lady who refused to do anything that involved being close to, or actually touching a dolphin.
Whaaaa???? Why???
It seemed like the people with her were family members and had maybe forced her into it?)
Only thing I can think of. Weird.
I'm a relatively decent swimmer, but I tire easily and I already was feeling sub-par, so N and I decided I'd go first so he would be the one treading water longer while he waited for me to go.
Very nice. You should keep him. (Despite what "settling" lady says.)
It felt like it was so effortless for the dolphin pulling us!
So cool.
Another great thing about DC is that they have a very small cap on how many people can enter the park each day (somewhere around 1200-1300)
Really! I like that!
We had said it would be a once in a lifetime kind of thing, but we had such a great time there that we've already talked about possibly going back again someday...just obviously not every trip. #takemymoney

Sure sounds like a wonderful time. So pleased you enjoyed it so much!
