" I am NOT

[binny]

your social calendar your secretary your maker of excuses your door answerer your taxi driver OR your slave. I am your mother. The rest of those things are not in my job description!!"


Do you ever want to say this to your kids?

LOL

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I say it all the time..Of course, it falls on deaf ears. I mean who actually listens to the HELP???

I would like to add, "I am not your picker upper off the floor the thing that you just dropped and are too lazy to get off the chair to get it for yourself slave."

thanks, I feel much better...

 

[mickeyboat]

I am NOT going to walk across the room to get your boots for you. You are perfectly capable of getting them yourself.

I am NOT going to pick up your socks from the living room floor. I don't care if the living room gets filled to the ceiling with dirty socks.

I am NOT going to do your laundry anymore. All of your inside-out clothes will just stay dirty forever.

Denae

 

[EsmeraldaX]

I am NOT your kids babysitter!

(that would be me talking to my downstairs neighbor who has a habit of waiting till her DD2 is talking to me outside and then "running out for a while" ; not asking me, gee , would you mind watching her for an hour while I go shopping...GRRRR)

 

[doxdogy]

My name is not Hazel and I am not your maid. I actually told DD this one time.

 

[Cruise04]

The funniest thing (I think anyway) that I say to my daughter is:

When I'm sitting right next to her and she says "Mom" because she wants to ask me something and no one else is the room. I then say - "Mom doesn't live here" or "Mom ran away". Cracks me up everytime but, of course, gets an eyeroll from my dd.