BabybetterDisney
DIS Veteran
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- Apr 14, 2018
I am a casual Star Wars fan. I am a dedicated WDW fan.
Recently, I found that Disney has made Galaxy’s Edge after buying Star Wars.
When I first heard that Disney bought Star Wars from George Lucas, I was very happy. If anybody was going to be able to make something out of the Star Wars franchise, it would be Disney, I thought. I was sure that’s what Lucas thought too. There are tons of Star Wars fans in Disney. Disney is good at making movies. They will keep the legacy going and maybe even bring it to new heights.
In the years following, I learned slowly that Disney, at least the ones who are in power, does not love Star Wars at all.
In Spongebob Squarepants, there is a popular fastfood restaurant called Krusty Krabs. One time, a big corporation came to Mr. Krabs and bought the Krusty Krabs for a boat load of money. Then they started making burgers by machine-injecting gray matter into a mold. The resulting burgers looked like the original but was gray inside and tasted awful. The restaurant started failing and Mr. Krabs, who loved money more than anything, gave back all the money and got the restaurant back.
The big corporation can easily follow Mr. Krabs’ famous recipe and make money, but no. They don’t care about making the best burgers. They just want the name of the Krusty Krabs restaurant and then sell their own garbage. They think people will eat the inferior burger just because it has the same name as the original. They were wrong.
You wouldn’t think any big corporation can be so stupid, but I am now facing conclusive evidence that Disney is turning into such a corporation. Here are the incredible stupidities Disney committed:
1. They made Han and Leia get divorced.
2. They made their only son Ben into a complete irrational creep.
3. They made Ben kill Han for no reason.
4. They made the light saber behave weirdly.
And then, they went beyond stupidity and committed sins against Star Wars fans:
5. They made Leia fly through space but unable to lift rocks.
6. They made Luke into a grumpy old jerk who considered killing his own nephew Ben for what he might do in the future.
7. They made a Han Solo movie where the guy doesn’t remotely look like Han Solo.
I am never watching another Star Wars movie.
And now, Disney is proud to present SWGE: a land that has never been seen in any Star Wars movie. A land that does not put you in scenes of the awesome movies that shook the world. It is a billion-dollar, 14-acre evidence that Disney despise Star Wars.
I want to enjoy Galaxy’s Edge. I was getting ready to pay hundreds extra to get Disney After Hours just so that my family can get into Galaxy’s Edge. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I can’t do it. Galaxy’s Edge is not Star Wars. It is a machine injected gray matter that’s named Star Wars. It is a blatant violation and mockery of everything I cherished about Star Wars. Disney spent a boatlaod of money just so that they can push machine injected imitations onto SW fans.
I won’t be able to enjoy it even if I tried. A person has got to have some principles. SWGE is offensive.
I am angry about SWGE. But mostly, I am just sad. I spend a lot of money and effort to go to WDW every year. Disney World is the best place in the world to me. And now, I have no choice but to boycott part of it -- the new Star Wars Land.
Recently, I found that Disney has made Galaxy’s Edge after buying Star Wars.
When I first heard that Disney bought Star Wars from George Lucas, I was very happy. If anybody was going to be able to make something out of the Star Wars franchise, it would be Disney, I thought. I was sure that’s what Lucas thought too. There are tons of Star Wars fans in Disney. Disney is good at making movies. They will keep the legacy going and maybe even bring it to new heights.
In the years following, I learned slowly that Disney, at least the ones who are in power, does not love Star Wars at all.
In Spongebob Squarepants, there is a popular fastfood restaurant called Krusty Krabs. One time, a big corporation came to Mr. Krabs and bought the Krusty Krabs for a boat load of money. Then they started making burgers by machine-injecting gray matter into a mold. The resulting burgers looked like the original but was gray inside and tasted awful. The restaurant started failing and Mr. Krabs, who loved money more than anything, gave back all the money and got the restaurant back.
The big corporation can easily follow Mr. Krabs’ famous recipe and make money, but no. They don’t care about making the best burgers. They just want the name of the Krusty Krabs restaurant and then sell their own garbage. They think people will eat the inferior burger just because it has the same name as the original. They were wrong.
You wouldn’t think any big corporation can be so stupid, but I am now facing conclusive evidence that Disney is turning into such a corporation. Here are the incredible stupidities Disney committed:
1. They made Han and Leia get divorced.
2. They made their only son Ben into a complete irrational creep.
3. They made Ben kill Han for no reason.
4. They made the light saber behave weirdly.
And then, they went beyond stupidity and committed sins against Star Wars fans:
5. They made Leia fly through space but unable to lift rocks.
6. They made Luke into a grumpy old jerk who considered killing his own nephew Ben for what he might do in the future.
7. They made a Han Solo movie where the guy doesn’t remotely look like Han Solo.
I am never watching another Star Wars movie.
And now, Disney is proud to present SWGE: a land that has never been seen in any Star Wars movie. A land that does not put you in scenes of the awesome movies that shook the world. It is a billion-dollar, 14-acre evidence that Disney despise Star Wars.
I want to enjoy Galaxy’s Edge. I was getting ready to pay hundreds extra to get Disney After Hours just so that my family can get into Galaxy’s Edge. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I can’t do it. Galaxy’s Edge is not Star Wars. It is a machine injected gray matter that’s named Star Wars. It is a blatant violation and mockery of everything I cherished about Star Wars. Disney spent a boatlaod of money just so that they can push machine injected imitations onto SW fans.
I won’t be able to enjoy it even if I tried. A person has got to have some principles. SWGE is offensive.
I am angry about SWGE. But mostly, I am just sad. I spend a lot of money and effort to go to WDW every year. Disney World is the best place in the world to me. And now, I have no choice but to boycott part of it -- the new Star Wars Land.