Your penance, O thou blasphemous one, is as follows:
You must get a Dole Whip inside the entrance to the Tiki room, take it into the show, aaaaannnnnd.... (chords of doom) DUM DUM DUMMM.... when they sing, "Let's all sing like the birdies do, Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweeeeeet..." YOU MUST SING ALONG, LOUDLY.
And sway gently from side to side, too.