Humorous Retirement Gift

[NFLDERS]

Ideas for a gift for my brother?. Some information about him. He is a joker so wouldn't be embarrassed ie. He & DW travel, Mexico fav. Destination. His job was with Hydro in Ontario. Enjoys Poker with his pals.

 

[NFLDERS]

& We call him Bud. . .

 

[luvmarypoppins]

Well I know they make cards that have very big print for those with sight issues. My aunt has them. I guess you could get them on line.

Some funny snacks in a basket with the cards etc?

Maybe design some funny t shirt incorporating the word bud?

Maybe a world poker tour t shirt, so now that he is retired he could join them?

 

[NFLDERS]

Well I know they make cards that have very big print for those with sight issues. My aunt has them. I guess you could get them on line.

Some funny snacks in a basket with the cards etc?

Maybe design some funny t shirt incorporating the word bud?

Maybe a world poker tour t shirt, so now that he is retired he could join them?

Thanks, got me thinking.

 

[LJSquishy]

My dad just retired last year and he got an awesome gag gift:

A diaper cake made with Depends! They also glued little blue pills all over (supposed to be Viagra), purchased hemmorhoid cream, Tums, a magnifying glass, a whistle (in case you fall and can't get up), etc. I can't remember what else was on there. It was hilarious.

He also got a poem written out with a bunch of candy bars on it. If you Google "retirement candy bar poem" you will see what I mean. It was really cute and he loved getting all of the candy! LOL

They make all sorts of inappropriate retirement greeting cards which I love. I can't give you any ideas if you want a "real" gift, though!

 

[seasheller]

The cutest retirement gift I ever saw was a clock with all the numbers lying at the bottom of the clock and the saying "Who cares?" But, sorry, I have no idea where it was purchased - only that my sister gets a lot of gift catalogs.

 

[Shelly F - Ohio]

The cutest retirement gift I ever saw was a clock with all the numbers lying at the bottom of the clock and the saying "Who cares?" But, sorry, I have no idea where it was purchased - only that my sister gets a lot of gift catalogs.

Here is a link to the clock


http://www.uncommongoods.com/produc...r clock&9mad=23935036&9mtype=e&9mkw=618805491

 

[NFLDERS]

Thanks great idea/clock! I'm thinking I may customize an existing one. Any ideas for other then Whatever?

 

[kiddisney]

we've done a few 'golden' items - for a carpenter or someone in facilities operations we painted a hammer gold & then mounted it on a plaque - you can put a couple of different quotes on it - a golden parachute - an escape door to 'travel' 'new adventures' (use a small lego or lincoln log door) - some smaller kids toys like for travelling a golden 'train' 'bus' or 'boat' it's not obnoxious - but cute funny