human remains at disney

[BigDaddyRog]

...changing diapers at restaurant tables.

I've never witnessed this, but can imagine some sick Jerry Springer rejects would do it....Id HAVE to approach the person doing it and,...ACCIDENTALLY smack 'em in the head so hard they fall face first into the open diaper. Some people otter not be allowed to leave their homes, or reproduce.

 

[ntsammy5]

it's unsanitary, unsafe and frankly there's a reason that they outlaw it. What do you folks do, you take this and make a mockery out of it.

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I think it's better to scatter ashes than body parts! Some one's going to have to haul my ashes down to WDW some day. Guess I'll haul ash now.

 

[ntsammy5]

and,...ACCIDENTALLY smack 'em in the head so hard they fall face first into the open diaper.

Have to try that sometime. Sounds like fun! Do they go splat?

 

[Whosemom]

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I think it's better to scatter ashes than body parts! Some one's going to have to haul my ashes down to WDW some day. Guess I'll haul ash now.

See, that's what I was picturing. A toe by this pirate, a leg in that scene. Ashes, smashes, what's the big deal (teehee)

And, just to keep it FW, would crushed bone fit in with the stuff on the campsites?

 

[auntie]

I've never witnessed this, but can imagine some sick Jerry Springer rejects would do it....Id HAVE to approach the person doing it and,...ACCIDENTALLY smack 'em in the head so hard they fall face first into the open diaper. Some people otter not be allowed to leave their homes, or reproduce.

We witnessed this on our last trip in May..right at the WL pool side tables. Yep, there we were eating our lunch...err..trying to eat our lunch that is. Woman at table next to us has a baby in a stroller and preschooler who is in the pool with the dad. She decides to change the baby(maybe about 9 mos. old) on the table. Not the stroller..not a lounge chair but the TABLE. Let me tell you..it wasn't a "wet" diaper either..it was a ...well you get my point. . Talk about disgusting.

 

[stacktester]

Being in the environmental field mainly involving air pollution, I have tested a lot of crematoriums. Human bodies are burned at 1750 degrees F so therefore you're not going to see a lot of anything. Whether it's morally right or wrong to dump ashes on someone elses property I will not argue. I also test a lot of animal crematoriums as well and those remains go either to the pet owner if it's owner requests or if it's the humane society it goes straight to the dumpster. Human remains believe it or not usually stack up at the funeral home. I have a friend who has a crematorium and she says about 50% of families leave the cremains unclaimed. The cremains are put in a plastic bag and then placed in a cardboard box with the deceased name on it. If they don't get picked up they are taken off shore on a boat and dumped off. This may be TMI for some but I just wanted to clear up that this dust is not going to harm you unless somebody let's the bag fly and you inhale the ashes. Any kind of ashes in that amount would cause breathing problems though.

 

[des1954]

The cremains are put in a plastic bag and then placed in a cardboard box with the deceased name on it.

Both of my parents were cremated, (dad in '81 & mom in '95) and this is how their ashes were given to us! We didn't mind though because my brothers & I placed their ashes in the inter-coastal waterway where my dad & I used to fish. We appropriately sent each of them off with a beer!!! They would have wanted it this way.

One of the funniest skits I ever saw was a Monty Python reunion shortly after Graham Chapman died. It was to have been a very serious memorial service in honor of their fallen comrade, Graham. I think John Cleese was the officiant & Michael Palin had the honor of bringing Graham's urn of ashes to place on a special chair bearing a picture of Graham. Well, as luck would have it, Michael tripped - scattering Graham's ashes all over the chair and floor. Not to worry though, Eric Idle and Terry Jones were "Johnny on the Spot" with a cordless dust-buster, cleaned up all the ashes & deposited them back in the urn!! John Cleese re-gained the "seriousness" of the service & proceeded as if nothing amiss happened!

Monty Python's Flying Circus was the best comedic act, ever!

 

[BigDaddyRog]

....I have tested a lot of crematoriums.....edit.....Human remains believe it or not usually stack up at the funeral home.

Is THAT what your screennames about? I've wondered that every since I first saw your name on the boards....whats the official title of your job? Only curious because I took a semester of mortuary science back in 87. One semester was all I could handle, the scent was just too much for me. I changed my major the next semester to computer science, my first REAL job(as opposed to the dozens of UNREAL jobs I've held for under a year) was as a bookkeeper for the Hard Rock Cafe, now I'm a DJ for one of Larry Flynt's clubs.....one day I'll figure out what I really want to be when I grow up.

 

[ntsammy5]

.....one day I'll figure out what I really want to be when I grow up.

Yeah, me too. BTW just heard that I-10 is closed -- hope that doesn't affect you!


ALSO. We'll have to get together for a brewski when we're down there.

 

[stacktester]

I don't do anything at the funeral home except for test the emissions from the crematorium. My good friend Mike Shalz who passed away last year owned a parlor near my house that I test annually. On a few ocassions he asked me to come down and help him with some of the large bodies he couldn't lift by himself. After his passing, his wife took over and put his associate in charge.

I test many different industries such as power plants and asphalt plants to name a few. Oh and Maxwell House Coffee here in town. It's usually on an annual basis. Sorry for getting off topic.