How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on?

[monkeyboy]

Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh?

Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah?


No, no, you deserve some time off.

 

[Froggyswife]

ummmm monkeyboy you ok?

 

[FroggyinArk]

ummmm monkeyboy you ok?

nah,, thats just normal monkey boy speak

 

[Celluloidgal]

 

[Mandabella]

"I love this God character, he's so theatrical. A plague here, pestilance there, omnipotence... gotta get me some of that."

 

[MzDiz]

I say Lois, if you cooked any slower... well you wouldn't be cooking very fast now would you? No.. thats not good at all... if you cooked any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calendar! Thats right, I went there.

 

[Mandabella]

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."

I think she's got it! I think she's got it!

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife"

By George, she's got it!

Now, what ends her wretched life?

"The knife! The knife!"

And where's that bloody knife?

"In the wife! In the wife!"

"The life of the wife is ended by the knife"

Bravo, Eliza!

 

[Connieh]

 

[beckmrk04]

Click click bloody click PANCAKES!!!!!!!!

 

[robertsmom]

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

 

[SplshMtn99]

Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.


(Thank goodness for google -- or I would be lost. )

 

[Fionasmommy]

ROFL at Stewie!!!

 

[Mandabella]

BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!

 

[PeterPanette]

Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

And:

Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.

 

[Mandabella]

My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

 

[olena]

"God help you, if I find pickles!"

 

[NorgeKathrine]

"You know it's really not so bad once you Feng Shui the organs."

 

[smilie]

What the deuce?

 

[Loves Disney]

I will just smile and nod... and ya know, pretend as if I know what is going on here...

 

[Mandabella]

Stewie (talking on Sesame Street phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!

Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?

Stewie: Don't toy with me Ernie! I've already dispacted Mr. Hooper, I've got 6 armed men stationed out side Big Bird's nest, and well as for Linda, well, its rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assasin approach now, isn't it?!

Ernie: Can you count to three?

Stewie: Oh indeed I can! (Pulls out a raygun.) One! Two! Three! Can I count to three for God's sake?! I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level!