There are currently four "weird" threads on page one of the community board (if there are not, then know for certain that you may be in grave DIS danger if you don't hit the back button NOW).
Surely this means something politically significant. It's just too, too...weird, ya know?
sources:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=639978
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=640070
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=640050
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=640210
Weirder and weirder... on page two of the CB I found this:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=638183
Weird, huh? So I thought I'd run a CB search, thinkin' maybe I'm seeing more "weirdness" than is warranted. I report, you decide:
http://www.disboards.com/search.php...=1002501&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
Okay, I don't know about you, but that search seriously "weirded" me out.
I tried to tell myself I wasn't seeing what I was seeing. And if I was, surely it was merely a meaningless CB anomaly and nothing to get my pixie-dusted brain addled over (the fact that pixie-dusted brains are already as addled as it gets notwithstanding).
But then I thought, what if it isn't.......
And if it's not, do I really wanna know?
I know now that I wasn't ready to face the "weird" truth. I should've just logged out and turned off my laptop and gone back to my ordinary head-in-the-Poly-sand, Mickey-bar-munchin', Simba-Sawbucks-spendin' life and tried to forget about the "weirdness" I'd seen, right? I wanted to. I really did. But how could I? How could I in good conscience waste bandwidth day in and day out on the DIS yet fail to alert other DISers to the all-too-weird goin's on 'round here? No way could I have slept comfortably on my Carribean Beach cushion let alone met my eyes in my Martinique mirror the next morning if I kept silent. No, I could not, would not with the Fox (News). I would not could not with the (Red) Sox. I do not like weird news on DIS. The Yanks will win, and I'll post thiz!
"Long post" characterizations be hanged!
Flames and so-forth be hamburgered!
For all that's good on the DIS and for Mickey...
For all that's right and wrong and remarkable and ridiculous and non-refundable and non-returnable in the Wonderful World of Walt...
For better or for worse, I'm postin' what I've DIS(un)covered, and lettin' the Chip 'n' Dales fall where they may!
Here's just how WEIRD the DIS Discussion Boards really are:
Thread titles only. (*note especially that although I've searched for "weird" in titles only, threads without "weird" in the title pull up. somethin' here is definitely not kosher. hmm...)
And when I tried to use the search engine to search for "weird" in entire posts, well, by this point I probably don't need to tell you what happened:
I'm afraid it's past time for us to wake up and smell the Kona pressed pot, if ya KWIM.
Stop the DIS, I wanna get off! This is too WEIRD for me!!!
What's that?
Who's there?!?!
Who can it be knockin' at my door? Go away....
Yikes! They must be onto me already! I never should have clicked on that Mickey! They're comin' to take me away ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa...
I don't have much time.
Must...
Hit...
Submit!
But one last thought I must leave, lest I am never able to post again: *in my best one-word Mufasa imitation* Remember...
DIS life is short, but WEIRD for certain!
And, quite possibly, DISers the most wonderfully WEIRDEST of all!
No two, two last thoughts I must leave, and this one the most crucial, even if you are inclined to DISregard everything else I've typed here! Undoubtedly this post won't last long, so for your own safety, I implore each of you to immediaas8ajhqw;';l
Surely this means something politically significant. It's just too, too...weird, ya know?
sources:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=639978
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=640070
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=640050
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=640210
Weirder and weirder... on page two of the CB I found this:
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=638183
Weird, huh? So I thought I'd run a CB search, thinkin' maybe I'm seeing more "weirdness" than is warranted. I report, you decide:
http://www.disboards.com/search.php...=1002501&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
Okay, I don't know about you, but that search seriously "weirded" me out.
I tried to tell myself I wasn't seeing what I was seeing. And if I was, surely it was merely a meaningless CB anomaly and nothing to get my pixie-dusted brain addled over (the fact that pixie-dusted brains are already as addled as it gets notwithstanding).
But then I thought, what if it isn't.......
And if it's not, do I really wanna know?
I know now that I wasn't ready to face the "weird" truth. I should've just logged out and turned off my laptop and gone back to my ordinary head-in-the-Poly-sand, Mickey-bar-munchin', Simba-Sawbucks-spendin' life and tried to forget about the "weirdness" I'd seen, right? I wanted to. I really did. But how could I? How could I in good conscience waste bandwidth day in and day out on the DIS yet fail to alert other DISers to the all-too-weird goin's on 'round here? No way could I have slept comfortably on my Carribean Beach cushion let alone met my eyes in my Martinique mirror the next morning if I kept silent. No, I could not, would not with the Fox (News). I would not could not with the (Red) Sox. I do not like weird news on DIS. The Yanks will win, and I'll post thiz!
"Long post" characterizations be hanged!
Flames and so-forth be hamburgered!
For all that's good on the DIS and for Mickey...
For all that's right and wrong and remarkable and ridiculous and non-refundable and non-returnable in the Wonderful World of Walt...
For better or for worse, I'm postin' what I've DIS(un)covered, and lettin' the Chip 'n' Dales fall where they may!
Here's just how WEIRD the DIS Discussion Boards really are:
Thread titles only. (*note especially that although I've searched for "weird" in titles only, threads without "weird" in the title pull up. somethin' here is definitely not kosher. hmm...)
And when I tried to use the search engine to search for "weird" in entire posts, well, by this point I probably don't need to tell you what happened:
I'm afraid it's past time for us to wake up and smell the Kona pressed pot, if ya KWIM.
Stop the DIS, I wanna get off! This is too WEIRD for me!!!
What's that?
Who's there?!?!
Who can it be knockin' at my door? Go away....
Yikes! They must be onto me already! I never should have clicked on that Mickey! They're comin' to take me away ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa...
I don't have much time.
Must...
Hit...
Submit!
But one last thought I must leave, lest I am never able to post again: *in my best one-word Mufasa imitation* Remember...
DIS life is short, but WEIRD for certain!
And, quite possibly, DISers the most wonderfully WEIRDEST of all!
No two, two last thoughts I must leave, and this one the most crucial, even if you are inclined to DISregard everything else I've typed here! Undoubtedly this post won't last long, so for your own safety, I implore each of you to immediaas8ajhqw;';l
