How Many DISers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[nativetxn]

hee, hee, hee

 

[NHAnn]

Originally posted by Towncrier
Glo - "I don't know. I can't reach it!!!"

ROTFLOL!

 

[Dan Murphy]

SSB----After somebody helps me up from between these rows of seats here in the stadium, I will take a look at it.

Very nice thread, Don!!!!!!!

 

[Wishydoo]

Me, Wishydoo, in my lazy mode..."I'd rather light a match than to bother changing that lightbulb."

 

[fklhou]

LOL This is very funny

 

[Lanshark]

Democrat DISers: If it wasn't for Bush the lightbulb would have never burned out. It would have been more environmentally friendly and would have lasted an average of 27.8 years. Besides that he is alittle dim.

Republican DISers: If it wasn't for Clinton the lightbulb would have never burned out. His lying, cheating and womanizing cause so much static that the bulb burned out before its time. Either that or it broke when Hillary threw Bud's ashes urn at Bill.

Gore Supporters: He invented the lightbulb

 

[RoutemanDan]

Answer: 422.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

14 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

 

[Loubon]

Either me or Montesorri (oops! gotta get back to the DIS Yearbook, 5 new members joined...)

BTW these are all great but RMDan has me rolling!

 

[tigercat]

RMDan that was great. I loved your answer.
tigercat

 

[Crush]

RMD, you are such a panic!

Don't forget 16: The number of DIS meets that must be held to celebrate the changing of a lightbulb.

 

[delswife]

How about 18?

People who responded to the poll posted:
Liked the new light bulb very much
Disliked the new light bulb a great deal
Had no idea the light bulb burned out at all


Gee, that came out a little funnier in my head

 

[philaround]

Barry Hom Depends, is it on the upslope, downslope, or in one of the loops?

 

[grinningghost]

Snoopy: Are you sure this is a lightbulb? Looks like an avocado to me.

 

[Girls Scout Leader]

SHAMELESSLY BUMPING....

 

[WillyJ]

Me: "I could buy a bottle of NyQuil for what a new lightbulb costs. . let's just move. . . "

 

[Saffron]

Oh my gosh, this thread is a riot! Kuddos to WDW Hound, Lanshark and RMD!

Pam:
I don't know, but you all better wait til I get this lampshade off my head before you all start trying!

WillyJ:
Well, I could probably figure it out for you for 5 bucks or a beer.

Charlie,NJ:
Changing light bulbs is Corn Cool!

Zurg:
There Are No Light Bulbs!!!!!

Marla Hellwig:
I'm not cleaning up afterwards, that's for sure!

 

[Saffron]

Cindy B:
How many do we need? I know how we can them on sale.

Oddball27:
Can't we do anything else besides change light bulbs? I'm bored!

Buckalew:
Cool, a light bulb changing party, can we please play Beach Boy tunes!?

The YaYa Sisters:
We don't know, we get our cabana boys to do that!

The Riddlers:
Has anyone gotten the answer yet? Can someone give us a clue?

Princess Michelle:
I'll help as long as there are no Beach Boy tunes!

 

[oddball27]

LOL!!! This thread is sooooo funny!!

 

[CathyCanada]

Great thread!!!!
CC

 

[dtuleya]

Great thread! You guys crack me up!