The fastest we (DH & I) can make it without stress is ~25-30 minutes, so long as we've showered & prepped everything the night before to minimize any decision-making before morning coffee.

DH is alert and clear-thinking early in the morning and I'm not, being more of an evening person. So I plan & prep everything possible before bed - our backpack, breakfast grab, coffee pot, my clothing choices, etc.
DH wakes me, starts the coffee, shaves, gets dressed, and gets our grab-and-go breakfast ready.

(Love my man!) I just wander through my morning brain fog to wash up, apply moisturizer & sunscreen (no make-up), and get dressed.
It's all a thousand times easier than whenever we've had kids to wrangle & coordinate.


Just add an hour or there will be tears.
And we don't want to start our vacation days with tears!
DH loves it when I make a big breakfast spread on Saturdays at home. Sometimes when we're vacationing in a timeshare condo, he wants that kind of relaxed breakfast so long as we're not trying to be somewhere early (like rope-drop). On those days, it's about 1.5 hours before we can be out the door without stressing (~2 hours, if we're having a big breakfast for a crowd).