how do you start your campfire?

[Lil' Lisa]

...Look for a cute guy, bat your eyes and ask for help

That might have worked in my younger days, but what should I do now???

 

[martymarty]

Look for a cute guy, bat your eyes and ask for help

thats just not going to happen

 

[SC DAD of 2]

KAMPFIREKIM uses some sort of concoction, diesel, fertilizer some

gas, I dont know. Hope this helps.

 

[jonimce]

We camp with a large group of Fireman. Some times I fear for my life when their fires get so big.

 

[jonimce]

That might have worked in my younger days, but what should I do now???

Using one of the battery opperated pumps, the kind you use for the air mattress works well too.

 

[keylime359]

That might have worked in my younger days, but what should I do now???

Now you have the guys coming to you asking to help light a fire!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Using one of the battery opperated pumps, the kind you use for the air mattress works well too.

Now you have the guys coming to you asking to help light a fire!

You guys were supposed to tell me that I still look good for my age.

 

[ItsJustMeBro]

dude start with dried grass or dead leaves anything flamable then build a house of little dry twigs around it then put bigger sticks on top then once its blazing add logs or bigger peices of wood

 

[keylime359]

You guys were supposed to tell me that I still look good for my age.

That WAS a compliment you hottie you! HELLO come light my fire

 

[Lil' Lisa]

That WAS a compliment you hottie you! HELLO come light my fire

I guess that I am not only old, but I'm a bit slow on the uptake too!

 

[martymarty]

dude start with dried grass or dead leaves anything flamable then build a house of little dry twigs around it then put bigger sticks on top then once its blazing add logs or bigger peices of wood

tried that, I didnt mention, it had been raining the entire night before....................not much was dry

 

[storyteller]

I guess that I am not only old, but I'm a bit slow on the uptake too!

What kinda fire are we trying to start again????

 

[RvUsa]

Any questions????

 

[kampfirekim]

Who the hell is going to slaughter you, beats the hell out of burning my face off!

Now THAT'S funny right thar!!! I literally threw my head back and LOL'ed!!!! .....and I think I spit a little too.

You guys were supposed to tell me that I still look good for my age.

Lisa, you don't look good for your age.

You look fantastically awesome for someone half your age!



Someone in my family discovered that a spray bottle filled with gas and a lighter makes a really great torch. (McGyver should have been banned from TV).

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Lisa, you don't look good for your age.

You look fantastically awesome for someone half your age!

Have I told you lately that I love you???

 

[kampfirekim]

Have I told you lately that I love you???

No you haven't! Bout time!

Love you right back my dear!

Now..moving along before someone accuses me of starting a different sort of fire.

 

[storyteller]

Any questions????

NOW THAT THERE BE A FIRE!!!

 

[VACAMPER]

belly button lint

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Ear wax?

 

[kampfirekim]

Ouch! I call cheap shot!