I was in a train terminal in Japan and I *really* had to go. I went into the bathroom, put coins in to open a stall door, only to see a HOLE IN THE FLOOR.
Yes, a very clean, white tile room, with a clean, white tile hole in the floor, approximately 8 inches in diameter.
The walls were at least 3 feet in either direction, so I couldn't squat and prop myself on the walls.
I was also wearing white shoes and white jeans.
What did I do? I had to completely disrobe below the waist (after purchasing toilet paper-there was no toilet paper in that stall-no dispenser. No flusher)
use the facilities, clean up, and get dressed again.
I can't tell you how long I stood in that bathroom staring at that hole thinking, how the HECK am I going to accomplish this?
God bless America, land of the free, home of the comfort height toilet.