Mady/Sophiemom
<font color=purple>Needing to clean, makes me feel
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2000
- Messages
- 3,238
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by
kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON? Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON? Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
date.
-- Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do.
-- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
I love the one about what to do if a date goes sour. 
