How cold is it?

[Wagamama]

60 F
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
New Englanders sunbathe.

50 F
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
New Englanders plant gardens.

40 F
Italian cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.

32 F
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Winnapesaukee cools off.

20 F
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 F
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
New Englanders throw on a "sweatah."

0 F
Californians fly away to Mexico.
New Englanders take in the flag.

-20 F
People in Miami cease to exist.
New Englanders get out winter coats!

-40 F
Hollywood disintegrates.
New England Girl Scouts still sell cookies door to door.

-60 F
Penguins flee Antarctica.
New Englander Boy Scouts hold "Winter Survival" classes.

-80 F
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
New Englanders rent videos.

-100 F
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders are frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

-297 F
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Cows in Rhode Island complain of farmers with cold hands.

-460 F
Atomic motion stops.
New Englanders ask: "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

-500 F
Hell freezes over.
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series

we all know that last one isn't true though! The Sox WILL win the World Series soon.

 

[anniet]

That was great...and a lot of it so true. I was just saying the other day how I don't even bother buttoning my coat until it hits freezing and it has to be well below before I get the hat and gloves out!

Thanks for sharing!

(and yes the RED SOX will win SOON!)

 

[olena]

 

[iluvorlando]

Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.

I resemble that!