Horrible names

[mom2travel]

How about Cherry Topping??? It was someone's mother from when I was in elementary school. A married name no less...ummmm... keep your maiden name maybe? And she had red hair.

 

[Aisling]

If we had a boy, DH wanted to name him James Kirk.

I love that! My dog is legally names Brian Captain Kirk lastname. I knew I wouldn't use it for my kids, but I HAD to have a Captain Kirk in the family.

My Airforce brother wanted to middle name his son Worf, from ST:TNG, because it's such a "noble name". And my 23 year old son is planning to give me a grandson named Tuvok someday (ST:Voy).

I guess you can tell we're a bunch of Star Trek fanatics as much as Disney fanatics.

 

[Mom2Evie]

In elementay school, I knew a Wendy Day and a Penny Nichols. In Elizabeth City, NC there is a politician named Anita Hummer.

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

Worf? Really?

At least Tuvok sounds a little..maybe..kinda..sorta possibly normal.

 

[eduk8r26]

We have an Attila at school. And years ago there was a student named Concepcion Pasion in the local high school. And then there was Ghengis Pitts. The weather announcer at the local tv station is Sioux-z--pronounced Suzy.

 

[lisadr]

First name: Dallas
Middle name: Dallas
Last name: Dallas

Dallas Dallas Dallas or Dallas to the third power.

What makes it better is his brother and sister were also named.....Dallas.

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

So if Mom/Dad yells out "Dallas!" how do the kids know which one of them is supposed to come running?

 

[Goofyluver]

First name: Dallas
Middle name: Dallas
Last name: Dallas

Dallas Dallas Dallas or Dallas to the third power.

What makes it better is his brother and sister were also named.....Dallas.

That's the stupidest one I've heard yet.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

First name: Dallas
Middle name: Dallas
Last name: Dallas

Dallas Dallas Dallas or Dallas to the third power.

What makes it better is his brother and sister were also named.....Dallas.

Kinda like George Foreman -- didn't he name all of his boys George?

 

[themilesfamily]

Someone, on a baby names message board, posted that they thought Aereola would be a pretty name for a girl.

I hope someone talked her out of it.

 

[dislal]

I went to school with a Rainey Dae

My OB/GYN name is DR. Cheek

 

[BarbieGal457]

My aunt has had kids in her class by the names of Nosmoking (NOS-mo-king) and S***head (Sha-TEED).

In Jersey, and all over our local news, is Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation (middle name) and Himler (middle name). The three were just taken into custody of the state.

I've known a Justin Tyme. At my old high school we had a Colin Powell (he pronounced it Collin, but of course all of the staff pronounced it as in colon), Janet Jackson, and Alyssa Milano. "Janet Jackson, your lunch is in the front office." "Alyssa Milano, Dr. Carr would like to see you in his office." "Detention today: ...Colin Powell.."

In work we deal with a lot of asbestos cases, where I've seen:
Benjamin Franklin
Abraham Lincoln
Billy Ray Fish
Floyd Fluck..just to name a few crazy ones!

 

[BarbieGal457]

Ex L&D nurse here. It is truely amazing some of the names people give their children.
I had a lady that had a little girl named Ariel (beautiful name) but then named her son Sebastin. Now I like the Little Mermaid as much as anyone else but come on! I prayed they wouldn't have a third because I was sure he would have been named Flounder!

I also knew an Ariel and Sebastian! Beautiful names..and I love Little Mermaid as well..but..oh geez. Maybe the Ariel&Sebastians out there should form a group!

 

[Stacerita]

Orangalo and Lamongalo. Jell-O was the only thing she could eat towards the end of her pregnancy.
--Anonymous, Winston Salem, NC

If I had twins I was gonna name them this.

 

[browneyes106]

Sometime back MTV did a True Life segment on the triplet daughters of retired clowns. There last name is Graham and the girls names are Candy, Millie, and Hollie.

 

[2BigKIdz]

My niece has a friend named Precious, this girl's mother is named Banana and her other daughter is Chaquita. Her sons also have very odd names but I can't think what they are.

A guy I went to school with loved Dale Earnhardt. He named his son Dale and middle name 3, so his name is Dale 3 Jones (not real last name).

There was a girl named Mary Christmas that went to school with my husband. Her brother's name was Joseph.

 

[lisadr]

So if Mom/Dad yells out "Dallas!" how do the kids know which one of them is supposed to come running?

That's the stupidest one I've heard yet.

Kinda like George Foreman -- didn't he name all of his boys George?

I have no idea-because he said they didn't use nicknames in his house.

I agree.

Yep-but he did that because he knew getting hit in the head was gonna take it's toll and he figured he'd make it easy for himself .

 

[pfishgirl]

My friend's brother is named.. Salvador Rocko Mumberlardi

I went to school with twins, Pretty Penny & her sister Copper Penny

My DH's Uncle was Jesse middle name James

Our son's name is Damien.. and I got gruff for that.. Compared to some of these, his name is Normal..

Don't forget there is a Pilot Inspector out there.. and a Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie

Celebrities are the WORST for picking out wacky names

 

[Sleepy]

Jus-N-Tyme. The mother said she made it to the hospital just in time for the baby boy to be born.
--Anonymous, Birmingham, AL

I admit I gave my son a similar name. We wanted to keep my husband's initials and were stuck on a "J" name. I was several weeks past my due date and felt like I was going to pop. I gave up on the middle name and said, "What about Justin?" Hubby said ok. So, I had him "Justin" time before I popped.

 

[TheyCallMeQueenie]

My Daughter goes to school with a little girl named Angel.



Angel Fish.