Hormone Warning

[geffric]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate!

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate!



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate!



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate!

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate!

And Remember: Money Talks...But Chocolate SINGS!!!!

 

[floridaminnie]

 

[Tjaleks]

LOL

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[mrFDNY]

can i get you some Chocolate with your post.

 

[DisneyCP2002]

I love it, too funny

 

[geffric]

lol

 

[ericamanda01]

That's great!

 

[grinningghost]

Hormones suck, until they get you some chocolate.

 

[mrFDNY]

DANGEROUS-are you gonna take that bath like you said you were or what?

SAFER-would you like me to run you a nice bubble bath.

SAFEST-while your in your bubble bath i'll make chocolate covered strawberrys

ULTRASAFE-what kind of chocolate do you perfer?

ULTRA MAN GOD/WELL TRAINED HUBBY-i get your towel in a sec honey, i have to get the strawberrys out of the fridge and i'm reading up on foot and back massages on the internet to pratice on you.

SUPER DUPER SAFE- after your massages i will go sleep on the couch,so you can have the whole bed to yourself tonight.

 

[slo]

Hello geffric, my friend!!

When I'm feeling hormonal I want to bury myself in this

and when I'm feeling really hormonal I want to dig my teeth into this

Forget Midol!!! Bring on the chocolate!!

 

[Aidensmom]

I've got a box of Godiva...

 

[4Cs]

DANGEROUS-are you gonna take that bath like you said you were or what?

SAFER-would you like me to run you a nice bubble bath.

SAFEST-while your in your bubble bath i'll make chocolate covered strawberrys

ULTRASAFE-what kind of chocolate do you perfer?

ULTRA MAN GOD/WELL TRAINED HUBBY-i get your towel in a sec honey, i have to get the strawberrys out of the fridge and i'm reading up on foot and back massages on the internet to pratice on you.

SUPER DUPER SAFE- after your massages i will go sleep on the couch,so you can have the whole bed to yourself tonight.

I'm printing this for my DH!

 

[SplshMtn99]

LOL

And MrFDNY, I think you're learning!!!

 

[Minniespal]

How true

 

[s&k'smom]

Oh Lord what a great way to start my day. Of course hearing yesterday on tv that M&M's were coming in a bigger size was good too!

 

[ohanafamily]

Hmmm, I think you may be on to something... but Robin Williams put it best... the only two words that can keep you from death are "Haagen Daas"!

 

[SillyMe]

lol

I love it! Mind if I borrow it?