snapppyd
God is Great, Beer is Good and People are Crazy!
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Oh, I can top both of these!
In one of our first Christmases (before we had children), DH & I lived in a nice house & had decorated it w/ all the latest electronics & nicest furnishings. I even had new carpet installed.
Our neighborhood was nice, but our neighbors (especially the man) were crazy! W/ a capital C. We tried to avoid them as much as possible.
Well, that particular Christmas, our idiot neighbor decided to make the exterior of his house look like a freaking airport runway. But, because he wasn't very smart, the first time he tried to turn the awful lights on, they kept going off & on & just literally blinding my DH & me. My DH ended up tripping down our stairs while carrying a tray & ruining our new carpet!
They also had their horrid family visiting them who parked an ugly trashy camper between our houses. I won't even try to explain the view I had in the mornings when the cousin would empty the camper's toilet tank... I mean, talk about needing your brain bleach! The smell literally prevented DH from going on his morning run.
But Christmas Eve was the worst! DH & I were having a nice quiet adult dinner, when suddenly, this huge tree comes crashing through our window! Our neighbor had apparently decided to cut down a tree in their yard on Christmas Eve!
And, because my DH wouldn't confront him, I decided that I had to because, seriously, enough was enough! But, when I marched over to knock on their front door, our neighbor opened the door & THREW a wild squirrel onto me & then I was attacked by this huge beastly dog! OMG! I was terrified!
Since Christmas Eve was basically ruined for us after that, I retired to my room w/ a washcloth on my head... only to be interrupted by the SWAT team bursting through my bedroom door!
Apparently, my neighbor had kidnapped his boss. Seriously.
Fortunately, Todd (my DH) & I have since moved.
But that was definitely our worst ever Christmas Eve.
Did you at least get a jelly of the month subscription??



That was not a fun Christmas, but she survived for almost 20 years after that.

