One year my cousin showed up uninvited with his disastrous dog, his wife cooked the turkey so long it was completely dry. My great aunts cat (don't even ask how that showed up at my house) chewed the wire to the Christmas tree and it started on fire burning it to a crisp. I got a new tree from outside but little did I know that there was a killer squirrel living inside of it.
Not to mention my work decided to not give me the Christmas bonus I was planning on using to put in an in-ground pool, instead I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. There were cops involved and the swat team.
What a year!!
Wow. The same thing happened to me. Except the cat didn't catch my tree on fire. It just resulted in a burned up chair. The idiot father in law with the cigar burned down the tree because my idiot cousin's dog, unknown to us drank all the water out of the tree stand and dried up the tree.
The idiot father in law would later blow up the storm drain my idiot cousin illegally dumped his RV toilet in. Don't ask me what was in that RV waste. Whatever it was glowed.
Oh, I can top both of these!
In one of our first Christmases (before we had children), DH & I lived in a nice house & had decorated it w/ all the latest electronics & nicest furnishings. I even had new carpet installed.
Our neighborhood was nice, but our neighbors (especially the man) were crazy! W/ a capital C. We tried to avoid them as much as possible.
Well, that particular Christmas, our idiot neighbor decided to make the exterior of his house look like a freaking airport runway. But, because he wasn't very smart, the first time he tried to turn the awful lights on, they kept going off & on & just literally blinding my DH & me. My DH ended up tripping down our stairs while carrying a tray & ruining our new carpet!
They also had their horrid family visiting them who parked an ugly trashy camper between our houses. I won't even try to explain the view I had in the mornings when the cousin would empty the camper's toilet tank... I mean, talk about needing your brain bleach! The smell literally prevented DH from going on his morning run.
But Christmas Eve was the worst! DH & I were having a nice quiet adult dinner, when suddenly, this huge tree comes crashing through our window! Our neighbor had apparently decided to cut down a tree in their yard on Christmas Eve!
And, because my DH wouldn't confront him, I decided that I had to because, seriously, enough was enough! But, when I marched over to knock on their front door, our neighbor opened the door & THREW a wild squirrel onto me & then I was attacked by this huge beastly dog! OMG! I was terrified!
Since Christmas Eve was basically ruined for us after that, I retired to my room w/ a washcloth on my head... only to be interrupted by the SWAT team bursting through my bedroom door!
Apparently, my neighbor had kidnapped his boss. Seriously.
Fortunately, Todd (my DH) & I have since moved.
But that was definitely our worst ever Christmas Eve.